Courteeners - How Come lyrics

How come you are always off your head?
And yet you still end up in your bed
With some mint blonde I've never seen before?
And you get away with kicking her face
First out of your front door

You get admiration from all of the lads
The mothers take a shine to you
That's not the case with the dads
They have to keep both eyes upon you
Just in case you make a move
But we know that you wouldn't be so daft
And that's what makes you so smooth

So next time you're out
Can I stand and watch from the bar?
Just to see if it's true how far
You will take your good looks
Your wit and charm
And walk out of the place with
Sixteen girls on each arm



You get admiration from all of the lads
The mothers take a shine to you
That's not the case with the dads
They have to keep both eyes upon you
Just in case you make a move
But we know that you wouldn't be so daft
And that's what makes you so smooth