Courteeners - What Took You So Long? lyrics

You've spent too much time
Sat in your bedroom on your PC
Are you sure that you couldn't
Have found the time?
Swallowed your pride, admitted your jealousy?
Well next week, you're trying again
To pull one of your city's many front men
If you not had the internet
Would you be into them?
I very much doubt so, how would they know so?

What took you so long?
Was there a queue at the post office?
What took you so long?
Was there a dirty double-decker Stagecoach
You just happened to miss?

Sometimes I'm bad and sometimes I'm rotten
And sometimes I say things I probably
Should have forgotten
Of the people and things


Do you know who I am?
I'm like a Morrissey with some strings

What took you so long?
Was there a queue at the post office?
What took you so long?
Was there a dirty double-decker Stagecoach
You just happened to miss?

You're always bad and you're always rotten
And then you always say things that
You just should have forgotten
Or have you had enough
Of your stereotypical bit of the rough?
Woah, oh oh woah, oh oh
Woah, oh oh

What took you so long?
Was there a queue at the post office?
What took you so long?
Was there a dirty double-decker Stagecoach
You just happened to miss?

Woah, oh oh woah, oh oh
Woah, oh oh woah, oh oh oh, oh oh oh ooh
Woah, oh oh oh, oh oh oh ooh
Woah, oh oh oh, oh oh oh ooh