Cristale - Merryland lyrics

They used to call me a menace
(they used to call me a menace)
Uh! Rah!

Why the man get jealous? (Jealous)
I'm good in my hood, of course
From young my school used to call me a menace
Screws in my head stay tight like a terrace
(like a terrace)
If I get screw loose when I ain't in booth
Better pass me a cup full of Henness' (Henness')
When I get irate
Put Mr Pakrunka's head on the map like Venice

Venice, Venice, Italy
My old friends are sick of me (they sick)
Told me we were on the same wavelength
But, I ain't see no symmetry (nah)
I approach them civilly
But, that's dead like chivalry (it's dead)
Snakes in sync like symphonies
Now they can't get my sympathy (they can't)

But they still get empathy, uh
Respectfully (respectful)
I feel for the yutes that
Ain't no friend of me, allegedly
Answer the phone like, "What do you want?"
They say, "Well, what's that meant to mean?"
(What?) said, "You're only cool when
You want somethin'
So let's skip all the pleasantries"
Say they don't want nothin', now I feel bad
They say, "Exactly" (exactly)
"Cristale, you changed, girl
Once upon a time you were
The Cody to my Zachary" (you were)
Call dropped real quick
Nothin' but favours when
A person Snap me (favours)
It's art when a man move crafty
End up with a knife in your back like Stanley

End up with a knife in your back like
Kitchen drawers and you gotta
Start kickin' jaws (kickin')
Got a nigga knocked out on the kitchen floor
Why that nigga start twitchin' for?
(He's twitchin')
When the plug got stained he lost his bread
Ain't clocked that he's missin' more
(he's missin') cah he got OD as his younger
Actin' like he never seen shit before
(he lyin')

Little nigga had a lot of shit to see
What don't kill you makes you stronger
Didn't think a nigga took it literally
Head held up all miserably
Told myself I'd never let a world
Like this shampoo and condition me
Kids do school all digitally
Was top of my class in literacy
Told Miss Callaghan fuck geography cah
I'm finna make history
Real potty mouth from early
Couldn't get saved by Listerine
Need somethin' strong like Dettol
Or bleach, man
It coulda been a Mister Clean
Real Bad Bree was a mentor too
Had merit's and misdemeans (misde)

Merit's and misdemeanours
Sister's mean and her mister's meaner
(meaner) cali' in the zoobie like Pasadena
Turn a good man to a leaner
Bro say, "Cris, three gyal over there
Say them just want suck off
Me john like Cena"
Figure eight, she fleeker!
Venus,Serena! Serena Williams
Bro Fresh Prince like William (William)
Rum inna mi cup taste brilliant, brilliant
Party full up of civilians
Paigon, show face in mi party
Keep one eye pon mi opp like Minions (Minions)
Yardie shubeen come different
Mi nuh need no ID like M1llionz
(don't need it)

They pree, they pree
Look at the ground if it's me they see (it's me)
Flock of these birds on the side of
The road, because I'm the real deal
They flee (I'm comin')
Ask all the ones that's still in my
Life if I'm ride or D-I-E (ride or D)
Had to cut the loose ends out of my way
They were movin' like CID (them feds)

Can't put my trust in any han' (any han')
But the bad bad Bs trust any man (any man)
Worse if the any man got Henny, man
Then she gon' love every man like many man (all of them)
Knows that she ain't no homebody-body
Gyal a real yardgyal like Shelly-Ann
Ain't Christmas but all of them merry man
Sis don't give the cookie out like Marylands