Dan Bull - Arkham Asylum lyrics

Ha! So the Joker's locked away in the asylum
Me thinks things are gonna
Become quite violent i believe
He slipped a trick inside his sleeve
And his desire to leave
Is nonexistant 'til he's
Played a game malicious hide and seek
With sticks and dynamite and tnt
But what's that silhouette that you can see?
In the half-light to the dark night you
Might just find the dark knight
Savage as a shark bite
To the other rappers who can't
Just quite do this
You see the truth is I leap from
Roof with a really ruthless steez
I leave you toothless please
You silly doofus
I'll give you a Chinese burn
And I don't mean confusius dead
Inside a little urn
I'll twist your arm until the
Skin is rather irritated
My methods of torture
Are really unsophisticated
To the most complicated machinations
To mash your face in
With patterned lacerations that
Are fascinating and as my grapple hangs
My batarang'll batter gangs
I brang the thang to make you
Say this can't be happenstance
The blackest avalanche
And as Dan's an anagram of "and"
I'll crick your spine and leave
Twisted like an ampersand
Feeling squiffy like you're getting
High in Amsterdam
The neon city light'll emphasise
The fact your damned

Nananananananana bATMAN BATMAN!

If commissioner Gordon didn't ignore
The dissonant warnings
Than it'd have surely been a different
Story all together for the better
The prisoners all lead a sinister
Life a criminal orgy
Living inside a wicked and
Vile despicable isle, sicker than bile
But it's evident I'm a vigilant militant
Willing to kill them with
Brilliant diligent skill and
The guile of a killer with infinite style
Jack White is quite insane, and
While I'm fighting Bane
I find a titan-like strain flowing
Rife inside his veins
It's the same the Joker's trying to
Synthesise in doses high as planes
I'm tired of games, It's time for change
To time to take is smile away, hey
How long has Killer Croc been a cock?
My trap'll leave him reeling like
A spinning top and I
Willn't stop until his locked up in a box
Sit and watch me fighting pound
For pound with Poison Ivy
A vigilante plant antidote without
My boys behind me
Horticulture's not the sort of culture
To be taken lightly
I take an eighth of titan
Now I'm feeling slightly hyphy
I might be quite that as high that
I can see inside me psyche
Me, I'm so fly that I can fly, crikey

Nananananananana bATMAN BATMAN!