Dan Bull - Badger Rap lyrics

Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger
Badger, Badger
Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger
Badger, Badger, Ba ba ba ba ba ba

Me, I'm a badger appreciator
So I don't appreciate when I see these haters
In a heated debate
Hating on my fuzzy buddies
These fuddy-duddies' behaviour is
Bloody cruddy
The countryside's where I reside
And I'll fight mindless violence
Inside it with pride
It's not a fair fight at all
One side's got fur, the other fire rifles
I should approach those marksmen and ask them
Why they're sneaking 'round in the dark
Grown-arsed men
It's a little too late to be jogging
And this is a well-known spot for dogging
Oh, you're not dogging?
You're just shooting, maiming and killing
Thousands upon thousands of
Small woodland animals
Under the cover of darkness
Scrubbing their congealed blood from
Under your fingernails
Then going home to kiss
Your wives and children?
That's alright, then, for a minute
I thought you were dogging
So here's what I suggest: end the madness
(NOW)
'Cause some of my best friends are badgers
Here's what I suggest: end the madness (NOW)
'Cause some of my best friends are badgers
Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger
Some of my best friends are badgers
Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger
Keep the badgers alive!

Moley, Toad and Rat went on a walk
Rat-a tat tapped on Badger's front door
But they never got an answer
'Cause poor Mr badger is now
Just a sad little corpse god dayum
Kenneth Grahame would be spinning
In his grave if we didn't try to save them
It's like a modern day Salem
When witches switched for the badgers
Ridiculous madness
When I take a woodland ramble
I'm glad to see such
A fantastic natural menagerie
So to eradicate a fraction of it nastily
Really leaves me quite anxious, actually
It's meant to prevent cow TB
But the ISG see things a little differently
Still the goverment's pushing it diffidently
So you and me need to give them an epiphany
It won't stop bovine tuberculosis
And I'm pretty certain you know this
So here's what I suggest: end the madness
(NOW)
'Cause some of my best friends are badgers
Here's what I suggest: end the madness (NOW)
'Cause some of my best friends are badgers
Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger
Some of my best friends are badgers
Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger
Keep the badgers alive!

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