Dan Bull - Battle for the Planetside lyrics

I’ll nuke the New Conglomerate
I’m a Super-Don with it
Apocalyptic popping clips like chewing gum
And if the Vanu Sovereignty obviously got
To be cross at me
It’s because I’m possibly one of the
Hottest technology properties you’ve
Probably seen you never can touch this
I’m a fellow to crush
Git's with every couplet
So bell up the Terran Republic
And tell them they’re getting
Their nuts kicked
You’re outnumbered and down for the count
Fumbling around as it is getting louder
The sound of my sunderer
Thunderclouds are coming
So get underground or something
‘Cause, I’m the real deal, sealed your fate
Best stay at your warp gate
My method of taking you out’s
In really rather poor taste
I leave you sautéed, NS-60 brought flames
Then I bring it back again
Like this upcoming chord change

Sign up to the battle for the Planetside
This is a theatre of war, not a pantomime
Think you can hack it?
Only the baddest can apply
So back up and decide: what kind of man am I?
A brand new kind of interplanetary samurai
The type to ram your mind
Into a brand new paradigm
And if the damn reply is yes
Then get down to the Planetside
If the damn reply is yes
Then get down to the Planetside

I use a flash and flank
Shoot your battletank boost my battle rank
Boot a frag into your ranks
A brutal hacky sack
You losers poo your pants nappy rash
Action packed this isn’t a hack and slash
You need precision for hacking
Stats seem to indicate the
Fact you lack panache
Infiltrators: grab the stash
Liberator: have to dash
Back to the Harasser fast
Mission failure? Nah, we passed
And smack the actual crap from your candy ass
People get mad at me for repeating:
"Do you have any batteries?"
Like Peter Griffin
I’ll leave you grabbing your knee in agony

Sign up to the battle for the Planetside
This is a theatre of war, not a pantomime
Think you can hack it?
Only the baddest can apply
So back up and decide: what kind of man am I?
A brand new kind of interplanetary samurai
The type to ram your mind
Into a brand new paradigm
And if the damn reply is yes
Then get down to the Planetside
If the damn reply is yes
Then get down to the Planetside

Choose your side get down to the Planetside
And fight we need you, soldier