Dan Bull - Bloodborne lyrics

When I was a baby, I was born!
But, I wasn't born in a hospital i was
BORN iN
BLOOD! Yayy!

Rah! This town to which I've come is hellish
Full of malice, the sun has vanished
Now it's overrun with rabid grubs and maggots
So I guess it's good I'm hooded
Clad in rugged rags and brandishing
A massive bloody mallet the Hunter's plan is
Plundering an underground
Pungent palace overrun with baddies
A Chalice dungeon, that is
And should I perish in this parish
This gothic ghetto fret not
I'm coming back to get my blood echoes!

Bloodborne, we were born in blood
Snuff all of your torches and
Throw up your hoods
Bloodborne, we were born in blood
Now we rise from the dark like morning wood

The graveyard's my playground
Swing on the beast claw
Logarius merry-go-round
Did you ever see saw?
I want to play a game, flamespray and maim
Any tainted dog, beast, boar or maiden
Man I flay and aim my blade
Spread their brains on the
Pavement like Mayonnaise
'til their late like passengers
On Merseyrail Railways
How I miss the gay old days
Sun on my pale face
Nah, son I'm a trailblazer
Never save, no failsafe
These doomed peasents' future
Isn't too pleasant
Little more than a source of
Food for the moon presence
So you'd better use your communion
Runes or do penance
For absolution shall elude you
Without true repentance
Neuter you with a Saw Cleaver
Leave you with a sore beaver
It'll hurt more than missing spoiler
Alerts on Saul Teasers
Or biting grapeshot you thought
Were some maltesers
This region's never even seen
A person called Jesus

Bloodborne, we were born in blood
Snuff all of your torches and
Throw up your hoods
Bloodborne, we were born in blood
Now we rise from the dark like morning wood
(rah)

Watch the Brick Troll
His hit's sting more than rick rolls
Or sticking a Tonitrus right
Into your dickhole
I use a hunchback as a human punchbag
And when I'm done I have him running
Back to school without his lunchpack
And here's a fun fact: my Hunter Axe
Has a somewhat different function that it
Would were I a lumberjack
I'm sick enough to recite
That Monty Python bit
While swiping it from side to side in
The middle of a viper pit
How did I get my job? Where
Did I find the gig?
Let's just put it this way:
I didn't apply for it and I might be sick
But the true boss isn't me exactly
Tip your hat to Mr hidetaka Miyazaki

Bloodborne, we were born in blood
Snuff all of your torches and
Throw up your hoods
Bloodborne, we were born in blood
Now we rise from the dark like morning wood

(Bloodborne, we were born in blood)
(Snuff all of your torches and
Throw up your hoods)
(Bloodborne, we were born in blood)
(Now we rise from the dark like morning wood)