Dan Bull - Bull is the Spider lyrics

I am a spider, hi, how are ya?
Four pairs of walking boots
I'm Anansi Sinatra
Sitting peacefully, content with mingling
Until the evening
When my evil senses get to tingling
But isn't it a great time
Chilling in the daytime?
Until the night arrives and
Then it's playtime
I'll wear four Air Force pairs
At the same time
Connect you to my web before
Giving you some face time
Many a brave knight gave a brave fight
Until I made a dinner plate of his grave site
In the daytimе, I'm a web designer
Thеn when the night time arrives
I get kind of wild

I'm crawling up your wall
Black and hairy, very small
Now I'm up above your head
Hanging by a little thread creepy, crawly
Creepy, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Bull is the spider

Look, I'm a giant, Ungoliant, a Shelob
An Aragog
An Arukenimon and I wreck anyone I can
I'm pog a self-propelling hairy hand
With eight fingers
Wrapped around a pair of scary fangs
Ornate pincers
Wait a moment, I must finish up a few things
Wrap up a customer
Pick up a couple loose strings
Circadian mood swings change the
Way I do things i could lose a few limbs
And just be like "Oof, cringe"
Went into the dentist and I said
To them "My tooth stings"
They didn't find the double
Entendre too amusing
And I may not be tall but
When I'm climbing up the walls
Right behind you
You'll be frightened while you're
Trying not to fall
Right down into the dungeon
Find yourself in a conundrum
Right in time 'cause I'm inviting you
To help me out with luncheon

I'm climbing up your spout creepy, crawly
That rain won't wash me out creepy, crawly
I'm climbing up your spout
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Your mates won't hear you shout
Bull is the spider

I'm a brain on legs, Animated in my Element
And when I'm spitting venom
It's as if I'm Eminem
Picking up the pen again and
Dip it in the poison liquify your innards
Turn your organs into Hoi Sin
So bring your boys in, tell 'em this'll hurt
With the main course finished
Then I'll have them for dessert
Inciting paranoia with a side
Of violent nausea
Call me Dali or Bunuel while I'm
About to slice your cornea
A primordial killer, debilitating prey
With serrated razor blades dipped
In danger mayonnaise
I'll eat you in my own home like a takeaway
So just let the venom penetrate
Your brain like theta waves
It needn't have to happen in a painful way
So lay awake, breathe
Count down from ten and then fade away

I'm crawling up your wall creepy, crawly
Black and hairy, very small creepy, crawly
Now I'm up above your head
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Hanging by a little thread
Bull is the spider

Well, hello again, friend, I'm a skeleton
Hopping on your back like
Aladdin on an elephant
Accessorising spiders like a
Bone-white petticoat
But we know I'm only here to maximise the SEO
We're just some friendly bros but to you
We're deadly foes
Dropping every flow like a heavy load
Wherever we go
So let's go, skeleton, my exoskeleton
Is ready to propel us to
The next little fellow
That we find in the mine, digging Redstone
Diamonds, we'll kindly provide him
A nice little headstone
Inscribed with the line "Was
Alive, now he's dead, lOL"
Ha ha haha!

I'm climbing up your spout
That rain won't wash me out
I'm climbing up your spout
Your mates won't hear you shout
Creepy, crawly creepy, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Bull is the spider