Dan Bull - Call Me Mei, Bae lyrics
Daniel “Dan” Bull
[Dan Bull - Call Me Mei, Bae lyrics]
Can't build a snowman anymore
Let it go, let it go
Our world is worth fighting for
Group up here be careful, okay?
Watch this, blocking them off
That’s cold, but the payload is on the way
Ooh, look who is coming to play
To ruin somebody's day
By shooting bloomin' big glaciers
Thus precluding you from running away
A stunning array of cunning plays
Disrupting your game plan, come as it may
And she’ll always have something to say
To rub in your face she's loving it, mate
Breaking your assumption of bubbly babes
This lady that's far from lovely, Mei
Call her a snowflake
She'll throw her snowball
Building the snowfall 'till
There's a snowstorm
Over the place, all frozen and grey
Then the moment you're prone
She'll go for your base
Forensic cops couldn’t open the case
It was frozen shut, so they’ve thrown it away
A word of advice, it's advisable
To try to avoid those icicles
Swerve them like you’re riding a bike
Trying to avoid rhyming bicycle
I didn't manage it
We knew it was coming 'round
Guess this track could do
With some dumbing down numbing down
Like you're coming down with
A chill or something
And only other peoples’ lyrics are coming now
Ice, ice, baby she's like "call me Mei, bae"
Netflix and chill has a different connotation
When she says it, you best race for safety
Mei's the weather woman
Summon ice age and blizzards
Wither as you shiver in the bitter river
With a bit of couldn't give
A whether you are triggered
You have to let it go, let it go
Can't build a snowman anymore
Let it go, let it go
Our world is worth fighting for
Group up here be careful, okay?
Watch this, blocking them off
That's cold, but the payload is on the way
Build a wall like Trump, completely
Kill them all like lumps of meat
She will perform that stunt, she's cheeky
Chills and thaws like I'm reheating
A frozen meal, it's no big deal
It isn't Overwatch without overkill
It isn't over 'til she says it is
Her drone will kill you with
A great big blizzard
The savagest of climatologists
Travelling the planet just to find anomalies
And monitor phenomena, no time for apologies
Strictly business
Doesn't like having holidays
Nine years trapped in the cold had
To be bad for the soul
Now she's blasting the whole of
The map with a wall
So you're trapped in a hole
Didn't age, been living eternal
Filling pages in in her journal
Thinking infernal words internally
On the surface, appearing maternal
Don't trust anybody that's too friendly
They could be covering lust, greed, envy
Cold heart, must be empty like Antarctica
How much could the rent be?
Build a wall like Trump
Shake that esskeetit, Lil Pump
Chuck in a reference to a trending track
See the audience retention bump
Back on topic mei's the weather woman
Summon ice age and blizzards
Wither as you shiver in the bitter river
With a bit of couldn't give
A whether you are triggered
You have to let it go, let it go
Can't build a snowman anymore
Let it go, let it go
Our world is worth fighting for
Group up here be careful, okay?
Watch this, blocking them off
That's cold, but the payload is on the way
Smoke weed everyday? Everyday
Our world's icy cold, I suppose
Song's stuck in your head like my icicles