Dan Bull - Congratulations lyrics

Boyinaband! It's your big day!
Incredible job!
I know we had our differences
But today, I just want to tell you

Ayy congratulations, it's a celebration!
Party all day, I know you've been waiting
Ayy congratulations, it's a celebration!
With the chorus at the start
To reel people straight in

Dear dear David big congratulations
You're raising the game with
These big collaborations seriously, David
Big congratulations
For the trail you're blazing
For Midland rap creatives
Especially the ones like you and me
With "DB" names and pasty faces
Since DBGames you've risen up like
Pastry in a spaceship
I have been spectating your rise to success
With a strange combination of
Pride and distress
One the one hand it's amazing
My mate is elevating but on the other hand I
Feel like I'm still waiting
And on the other other
Hand it's so frustrating
That I can't even count the number of hands
It's embarrassing
I knew that rhyme would sink in well with you
You saw me force it
Just like how you foresaw me
Saying a tap is called a faucet
We used to sit and write
Together sharing lines and jokes
You weren't like those other rappers trying
To share me lines of coke
If we'd met on Grindr I might find
You were my kind of bloke
Whoa, no homeloaf, homeslice!
No, tonight, I'm going to dine alone
Tuck into a microwave meal for one
What a rubbish cooking show
I know I suck at choruses
Let's look how low this hook can go

Ayy congratulations, it's a celebration!
Hey David
What do you think of my Roomie impersonation?
I can't make a hit track
So I made a miss track i miss my mate
I wish we could bring our friendship back
Ayy, it's time for wild celebration
And mild inebriation
By which I mean some English
Tea and mindful meditation

You and Pewds and Roomie have
Produced the perfect pop song
Catchy tune, half happy
Gloomy, humour, verses not long
Not too complex, not too racist
Except maybe in some places
Let's wait and see what the mainstream
Media lets you get away with
You made some of my favourite sounds
But, I want to just say this now
Although on the global
Stage you're Boyinaband
To me you're David Brown
I know I suck at choruses
Let's see how low this hook can go
Sorry - no, I can't keep up this flow
It's far too fucking slow
So let's ramp it up a teeny tiny tad
Oh, yes, I'm kind of enjoying this
But even trying to rap and keep
In time to match the
Rapid speed of light Boyinaband can
Reach might be pointless
I've only met two lyricists who can really
Twist language as tight as I can
And that's my arch nemesis, The Stupendium
And Boyinaband
I've only met a few people who
Equal my level of irony
And that's you, David, isn't it? Hehe!
You and I and me
We had a thing for forced rhyme
A vlog called intercourse time
A gaming channel I neglected
Which I think's a sure sign
I'd never parallel your forceful
Fortitude or foresight
I'd always be the frickin' Jim
Davidson to your Forsyth
You seized every opportunity that
I wasn't prepared to
And capitalised on every potential
Link it led to
I watched you get on stage and win
The crowd while I was scared to
You helped me with my head
I only helped you with your hairdo
But unlike your luscious locks
Our bromance has been cut and doesn't grow
I know I suck at social stuff
Like I suck at hooks but, I love you bro!

Ayy congratulations, it's a celebration!
I'm too scared of repercussions to
Make fun of Asians this isn't a diss track
It's more of a miss track
I can't diss you David
I'm afraid of how you'd hit back
We both know how to twist facts
Into a fucking bitch slap
And somehow still sound so profound
Even when saying "piss flaps"
We stopped communicating
And I've been feeling vacant
Maybe this correlation does equal a causation

We used to be the best friends
Team up on League of Legends i was Sivir
You were Heimerdinger and together we
Could reach the heavens
But despite our fancy vocals
We both can be antisocial
We went from speaking daily
To maybe an annual phone call
Dave and Daniel's bond is
Like our gaming channel: Gone
That's why I made this song
I want to say that I was wrong about you
Guess I got distracted by what
Your diss track did i thought I was gonna
Diss RiceGum with iDubbbz
But, I got subtracted
Next think I knew it was you
Ian would choose to rap with
But, if it had to be anyone apart from me
Well then I'm glad it was
You because you smashed it
I bow down with humility
To your YouTube ability
I used to boast that I was bigger than most
But now you're clearly bigger than me
You said that I didn't take any risks
Just relaxed in making game raps
Well I listened to your
Criticisms and came to
The decision to bring that flame back
We met in Berlin last year in the summer
It was good to catch up
But it was really a bummer
We agreed we'd see each other soon
But, I knew we wouldn't do it
From the feel in my stomach
I messaged you on WhatsApp
Maybe you can talk back if I'm honest
I don't care if I come across as a twat
'Cause if I'm honest and I
Come across as a twat
Well then honestly then I'm obviously a twat
A twat that's asking awkwardly:
Open up and share your thoughts with me
Don't make me forcefully break into your
Place so you talk to me
No, please, don't call the police!
Of course I don't mean it, Jesus
It's just a joke i know I suck at choruses
But this one's yours, it's fucking dope!

Ayy congratulations, it's a celebration!
Party all day, I know you've been waiting
This isn't a diss track
It's more of a miss track i miss my mate
I wish we could just bring that back
Ayy, I bet you thought I swore then
But, I just bleeped the word "stuff"
Or did I?
Got the algorithm trying to call my bluff
But, I already said "fuck"
So that's kind of redundant
I don't really miss you, Dave
I'm just chopping some onions

Crying with auto tune is weird