Dan Bull - Creative Destruction lyrics

Wa ba da ba ba-bow familiar melody?
Wa ba da ba ba-bow
I wonder what this song's not about ay, look

Here's a type of game that
You've never ever heard of
An island with a hundred people
On it from an airdrop
Fighting each other inside an
Ever shrinking safe zone
While paying through the nose for
Some wacky custom made clothes
I can't always keep every track
Tailored for the fanboys
Wow, have you seen how well this
Game plays on Android and iOS?
We're saturated with these type
Of battle games it's as if the
Industry's incarcerated, shackled, chained
And that's a shame
'cause in between the shovelware
There could be fairly passable games
Is this one? I couldn't care less
It's yet another game I haven't rapped about
So let me grab a pen and pad
And we can crack one out
Lock and load, I'm ready
Cocky, hopping over hedges
Watch me no-scope in a moment
I'll be popping open treasure boxes
Collecting lots of loot and tat
I'm just like Stuart Ashen
Trendsetter with a newer hat on
Pure fashion master
Can't take too much action, I'm super anxious
So I'll camp out in the
Background like a damn scout
And shoot the passers by
My only plan: survive until
I'm the last alive
Then head straight back to the
Sky like I'm a satellite

(I've been paid up front)
To make introductions
(Another battle royale game)
Straight from production
(Apparently, this one's called)
Creative Destruction
(Like the rock formed from) Volcano eruptions
(I've been paid up front)
To make introductions
(Another battle royale game)
Straight from production
(Apparently, this one's called)
Creative Destruction i made the lyrics up
It never came with instructions

What is this thing
Anyway? Some kind of blimp taxi?
It's definitely not a school
Bus, it's pretty pimp, actually
See? Originality absolutely avant-garde
That's at least one feature
PUBG just hasn't got
Right, let's investigate somewhere we've
Never been before so set the thing to north
We're heading to the ski resort
Hang on, this area feels eerily familiar
Are you definitely sure we
Really haven't been here?
K, I'll take your word for it
I mean, I've never heard of it
So presumably, it's new IP and free
No need to purchase it
A hundred players and my aim's to be
The first to get to victory
And if it means I need
To do some dirty tricks
Fine, I'm about to do some damage
I'm absolutely savage
Mad as when the cabin crew
Managed to lose my baggage
I'm university challenge
You're universally challenged
I do prefer to be telling the
Truth than hurtfully selling a spoof
Like, "how on Earth is he talented?"
Bank balance permanently swelling like
A purple bellend, man
I'm telling you
Cross Fortnite and Fortnite and
What do you get? Here's the hook again
Just in case you haven't got it yet

(I've been paid up front)
To make introductions
(Another battle royale game)
Straight from production
(Apparently, this one's called)
Creative Destruction
(Like the rock formed from) Volcano eruptions
(I've been paid up front)
To make introductions
(Another battle royale game)
Straight from production
(Apparently, this one's called)
Creative Destruction i made the lyrics up
It never came with instructions

Game devs get in touch
I'll talk about your game
And make it seem okay not great, but okay