Dan Bull - Dear Hillary (Love Letter to Hillary Clinton) lyrics

This is a love letter to Hillary Clinton

Oh Hillary
I do not know why you are pilloried
You're the biggest woman in
America but Lady Liberty
Just 'cause you're slithery it doesn't
Make you a snake everyone has made a mistake
Modern communications are full
Of complications
It's getting more confusing to
Refute these allegations
Be it botched operations
Or personal relations
You prefer to avert investigation
On who's to blame
Within Clinton's administration
Or why you rehired Debbie
Schultz after her resignation
So before the conversation gets
Any more derailed


Hit me up, I sent my details to your email
You could be the Meg Ryan to my Tom Hanks
A corporate Bonnie and Clyde but
We won't rob banks
We'll head to Wall Street and
We'll help the banks rob
Be it for a backhander or a handjob

Vote for Hillary vote, vote for Hillary
Pushing the boundaries of
Plausible deniabillity vote for Hillary
Vote, vote for Hillary
I can't wait the anticipation is killing me
Vote for Hillary vote, vote for Hillary
Like her leadership would be any
Better than Bill would be vote for Hillary
Vote, vote for Hillary
I can't wait the anticipation is killing me

The world is getting worse lately
Baby girl, save me
In return I'll pay the parking
Ticket for your Mercedes
You make me stir crazy, the former First Lady
Showing that women are able to
Do more than birth babies
Are you an angel from above?
Are you our salvation?
Or are you that woman from 101 Dalmatians?
Restoring glory to your once proud nation
I just pray you run it better
Than you ran the Clinton foundation
The GOP try to paint you as a harpy
Hardly, you're part Dana Carvey
And part Barbie
If you be my Lizzie Bennet, I'll be Darcy
We could honeymoon over in Benghazi
Go on safari, avoid any inquiry
About your dodgy business dealings
With shady Svengalis
We'll go whitewater rafting right after
We've rammed out pockets
Thanks to the new staff at
The White House travel office

Vote for Hillary vote, vote for Hillary
Pushing the boundaries of
Plausible deniabillity vote for Hillary
Vote, vote for Hillary
I can't wait the anticipation is killing me
Vote for Hillary vote, vote for Hillary
Like her leadership would be any
Better than Bill would be vote for Hillary
Vote, vote for Hillary
I can't wait the anticipation is killing me

You weren't always a Democrat
Back in '64 you campaigned
Republican - Remember that?
Or are you having another
Convenient memory lapse?
Why am I even asking? You
Won't remember any of that
But, you left a paper trail -
Better clean the ink spots up
And get rid of the suicide
Letter of Vince Foster he knew a lot
You took a shot at him and then he died
But, I'm not implying that you've
Got anything to hide
I couldn't sleep at night
I was having bad dreams
'Til Hillary came and sprinkled
Me with dank memes
She's down with the kids, she's lit
Not a has been it's Hillary and Billy C -
The classic tag team
Thank God you're back, Hillary
I thought you might retire
You've already suffered humiliation
And sniper fire
It brings a tear to my eye, grab a tissue
While the DJ flips the record like you
Did on the gay marriage issue

Vote for Hillary vote, vote for Hillary
Pushing the boundaries of
Plausible deniabillity vote for Hillary
Vote, vote for Hillary
I can't wait the anticipation is killing me
Vote for Hillary vote, vote for Hillary
Like her leadership would be any
Better than Bill would be vote for Hillary
Vote, vote for Hillary
I can't wait the anticipation is killing me

Yours sincerely, Dan Bull