Dan Bull - Dear Watsky lyrics

Dear George this may seem a little premature
But let me inform and reassure
You what I'm here for see:
There's three of four MCs I simply adore
And I can't really afford for
Them to be ignored they rap with purpose
Challenge your belief and more
Than scratch the surface
Grand Wizard Theodore
You see, I hear you perform
And then I feel all tingly and warm
Like these things are seeing porn therefore:
I thought it'd be mint if we recorded
So if you want to do this
Thing, give me a call, it's
Another pale kid sitting in his bedsit
Spinning syllables in a ball
It's a head trip i want to give props
Though I'm not often a dick sucker
And it isn't often that I kiss butts
Yes, but it isn't often that I
Hear lyrics bringing this stuff
So let me pucker my lips up and give love
Your subtle lisp just gives
A certain crispness to your presence
Like red ribbon at Christmas
You lyrically bring a vision
Images and pictures to widen the line of
Our sight like strabismus
Listeners reminice for the time
Rap was a little bit deeper
Than just the meniscus
You must have missed or
Dismissed this missive
That insists on simplistic lyrics
To get hit's
'Cause our business is a harsh mistress
When MCs receive more spins than a discus
But the chips don't stack quick
I'm left listless
So I might just get down with the thickness
But hold on, there's another way watch, see?
You can be a geek like me, Watsky
Or any other bugger keeping it real
With stuff for people to feel
Regardless of if it leads to a deal
The secret to really having fun for yourself
Is to differentiate between money and wealth
I spent years trying to be somebody else
And then I realised it wasn't
Good for my health

Rap's in need of a bit of positivity
So maybe a love letter is
A good place to start
'Cause, I love letters (hah)
Hey George, George isn't rap fun?
It's like weaving a tapestry of language
I luv it why don't more people do this?
Imagine if the great musicians, playwrights
Poets of the past
Had this technology at their disposal
What would they do with it?