Dan Bull - Enderman Rap lyrics

Sit up and listen, I riff on the rhythm
The sickest musician, the slickest magician
Who'll slip and then zip
Into different positions
While lifting a brick with
No slip of permission
I'm not the most vicious of villain
I'm nicking it just to make Vanilla thrilling
I'm not into killing but if you
Were given the gift of intuition
Then keep me within your peripheral vision
'Cause, I'm of a jittery disposition
I'm a nervous guy that prefers to hide
I'm terrible shy and I don't know why
So please, do me the following courtesy
And never look me in the purple eyes
I'm averse to being observed at night
So if you see me, you deserve to die

You don't want to mess with the endermen
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
You don't want to mess with the endermen
No, no, no, no, no no

I see you peeking at me through
The glass in the door
What, chap, are you asking for more?
Boy, you're jibbering, jabbering like an old
Man reminiscing of back in the war
I'm naturally massively tall
I should be practising basket-ty ball
But, I can't find a ball
Without corners at all
So, I'm passing the time
By unstacking your wall
If we pass in the hall
You're gon' have to ignore me
Perhaps you should look at the
Grass on the floor
Grab a map and explore the various biomes
But be aware this is my home
I roam through the night alone hoping
To find someone I can bone
But, I'm out of sight and mind
And time like a rotary-dial phone
I don't want to die alone
My type of solo's a xylophone

You don't want to mess with the endermen
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
You don't want to mess with the endermen
No, no, no, no, no rockit

You don't want to mess with the endermen
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
You don't want to mess with the endermen
No, no, no, no, no

Don't look me in the eye
You better run and hide
I'm chasing after you until you die
Deadly as a knife, beautifully designed
I'm hunting you tonight until you die
It's time to tell the truth
A bomb you can't defuse
So easily amused to watch you die
Don't you try to fight
You're lucky you're alive
I have you in my sights no, no, no, no

Now you see me, now you don't
Shoving a dirt block down your throat
You better not be getting out your boat
I suggest that you don't
Leave the house alone oh, no
I'm on a mission to
Win this staring competition
I'll let you live on just one condition
If you put a pumpkin upon, you're forgiven
No, no, no, no