Dan Bull - Friends With Benefits lyrics

Friends with benefits

Look, fuck buddies, I want to be fuck buddies
Turn the subwoofer up in the
Trunk and bump uglies give me a hug please
I hold a little too long
I'm coming on a little too strong
You're getting blushed cheeks
So we'd better move on get a move on
I'm in above my head like a bouffant
Take too long and I'm afraid you've gone
And I'll have lost another lady
But gained another new song

Yes, let's be friends with benefit's
My love life's suffering a deficit
Let's be friends with benefit's
Friends with benefit's
Yes, let's be friends with benefit's
My love life's suffering a deficit
Let's be friends with benefit's
Friends with benefit's

I've never been especially eloquent
I'm as elegant as an eccied elephant
My etiquette is evidently ever in development
But when I'm in bed then I'm in my element
I promise, honest, we'll listen to some Ella
Fitzgerald then we'll get it on
With the leather whips
The morning after the night
Before we caved in
Cavemen and cavewomen craving the fornication
I'm never sure if it's safe but I'd
Say that it calls for some glorification

Yes, let's be friends with benefit's
Because I'm ever such a clever dick
Let's be friends with benefit's
Friends with benefit's
Yes, let's be friends with benefit's
My love life's suffering a deficit
Let's be friends with benefit's
Friends with benefit's

There's so much history to tip-toe around
It's hard to keep afloat when
The ship's going down
Once we danced at the disco in town
With both our hips going round

I realised through seeing your eyes
It was the genesis
Of the end of friends with benefit's
I'd been increasingly feeling affectionate
It seemed that revealing my secret
Would get a kiss
So I leaned in for the hell of it
And you ripped the beating thing
From my chest and then severed it
You're a prejudiced feminine supremacist
Nevertheless you're getting sex
From your nemesis

Let's not be friends with benefit's
Because I'm ever such a clever dick
Let's not be friends with benefit's
Because we'll never hear the end of it