Dan Bull - Hades Gonna Hate lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen
Your death date is penciled in
My name is Hades
I maintain the place that you'll
Forever end up in
The Fates have dictated your place
In my humble domain
And though you've come to stay for good
I'll still say: "Hope you come again!"
Welcome to the underworld where you
Come for eternal furlough
Once your punctured conscious
No longer functions
I'll become your infernal pharaoh
So get them comfortable
Hermes turn up the heat to a burning inferno
My son's a surely youngster
Yearning for something else than
A girl though
Why won't Zagreus learn from Cerberus? Why
He's determined to turn from us?
Despite my tireless advice and guidance
My son's quite impervious
He's like an Olympic sprinter that's trying
To get into to Olympus
I won't give him permission
It's my parental right to convince him
It isn't in his interest

Son, you've got daddy issues, come back
Your dad will miss you
It's just a phase you're going through
Don't make me battle with you
Son, you've got daddy issues, hang on
Let me grab a tissue
You're a very bad boy, laddie
You've got daddy issues
Son, you've got daddy issues
You need your family with you
If you plan to continue this path
Then I'll have to forbid you
Come back and I'll forgive you
Don't make me battle with you
You're a very bad boy, laddie
You've got daddy issues

Laddie, you've got daddy issues
That are this huge
And they're quick to manifest
Through family disputes
How could you do this to your daddy? Took
Advantage after all the privilege I give you
Didn't plan for this specific outcome
Did you? Just sitting selfishly
Thinking about the farewell I'd bid
You, well, I forbid you
Your rebelling's a hell of a tribute
When you become a dad
Then you'll understand I'm something other
Than a big brute
I'm only strict to protect you
Never intend to restrict you
Don't run with scissors, you
Need adult supervision, i'm in pursuit
It's senseless trying to resist
You haven't the stamina to

Son, you've got daddy issues
You need your family with you
If you plan to continue this path
Then I'll have to forbid you
Come back and I'll forgive you
Don't make me battle with you
You're a very bad boy, laddie
You've got daddy issues
Son, you've got daddy issues, come back
Your dad will miss you
It's just a phase you're going through
Don't make me battle with you
Son, you've got daddy issues, hang on
Let me grab a tissue
You're a very bad boy, laddie
You've got daddy issues

Boon, boon, boon
You can't stop respawning in this room, room
Room try to reach the upper floor
You'll just resume too soon like Sisyphus
Aren't you sick of this infinite chrysalis?
You're living in a literal pyramid scheme
Doesn't it seem ridiculous?
Repeating a frivolous fever dream
In a devious vision full of wickedness
Give it a rest, I'm simply the best
At never letting you unfeather the nest
And you're tethered with nets
However clever you get you'll
Never sever the rest
Your mother smothered and coddled you
Would you never forget?
Hey, don't ever say Persephone
Even the name is stressing me
If you ever utter, it's plain
You've definitely
Suffer the pain the second you dare to speak
So pick your phrasing
Especially carefully, yes
I'm policing your language
You're free to make a complaint
Just get with the rest of the shades
And wait for me to appraise your plea
Decree your anguish and leave
You to languish painfully
These are the ramifications
You have irritating me when
I'm eating my banquet
Snacking on quail while I leave you
In famine, squeeze your grapes
They'll bleed so sanguine
I don't mean denying a high five when
I say that I'll leave you hanging
So what if that joke wasn't most appropriate?
You can go and overdose on opiates
I don't suppose you know this, but I'm
The host of the ghost symposium
Supposed to be odious
So your opprobrium won't reprogram me
But only provoke me to soak in the sodium
Rubbing salt in the wounds
While you're running through
So many tombs you can only assume
That if only you knew where
Your home would be, you
Would be over the moon, now go to your room
Don't worry, dude, it'll be over soon
So you can redo it anew, you're overdue

Son, you've got daddy issues, come back
Your dad will miss you
It's just a phase you're going through
Don't make me battle with you
Son, you've got daddy issues, hang on
Let me grab a tissue
You're a very bad boy, laddie
You've got daddy issues
Son, you've got daddy issues
You need your family with you
If you plan to continue this path
Then I'll have to forbid you
Come back and I'll forgive you
Don't make me battle with you
You're a very bad boy, laddie
You've got daddy issues