Dan Bull - How To Pick Between Milibands lyrics

Who should be the leader
Who should be in control?
Is it Venus, Serena? Liam or Noel?
Hmm, Dave and Edward, man, who to choose?
It's like picking between Jake
And Elwood Blues
To me, to you, the leader, who should it be?
I haven't got a clue so let's see:
Being sons of a Marxist Jewish refugee
Left a mark to ensure they would be MPs
State educated, dedicated to their destiny
Craved a piece of the cake
But needed the recipe
Each gained a place at Balliol college
Studied PPE and attained all the knowledge
That they need
Eg how to shake all the wallets
Of their patrons and make them
Pay for their political promises
David Claydon
Sainsbury and a whole great heap of lobbyists
It's ominous

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Now we've seen the similarities
Between the Milibands
So we should really have a
Little gander at disparities
Dave could have been a model in a magazine
While Edward resembles a model
Made of plasticine
David's New Labour: centrist sensibilities
While Edward entertains more
Leftist connectivity
But more importantly, Ed supports Leeds
While Arsenal are David's
Favourite football team
It's a shame that waving a banana
Creates such a major
Public relations disaster
But hey didn't New Labour embark
On this image-centric situation
To start with?
Plus there's other candidates that are
Clamouring to be grand champion
So let's take a second to
Step off the Milibandwagon
Also standing we have Diane Abbott
The female's favourite Labour's
Rampant Rabbit
Other candidates include Andy Burnham
Who's some random that I
Haven't really heard of
And then there's Ed Balls
A slightly slimy bloke
Who should form a comedy
Duo with Michael Gove
But their odds of winning are
Longer than the prose
In Tony Blair's new book
And equally as overblown
Gordon's overthrown so who'll go
For the throne? Will it be Kylie Miliband
Or Danni Mili Minogue?

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How to pick between Milibands
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