Dan Bull - I Lead the League of Legends lyrics

Hey ho! Let me take over and
Amaze those couch protatoes
As I slay foes who stray close
To my caseload of great flows
Every moment I make goes straight
To the Summoner showcase
Most played so they know me as the Great Bull
You're a scapegoat
Your opinion's nothing to me
I'm running Dominion buffing my speed
And some of the Summoners coming at me
Are just gonna be meat to
Increase my sum of xp
I'm brilliant killing a million
Minions a minute until
I've diminished your kingdom you're finished
You're fish fillets
Your tower is under attack
I'm the Tienanmen square man
You're vanishing under my tank
My champions dismantling your Pantheon
And ganking them he's leaving them bleeding
And needing immediate
Treatment from an ambulance
And when it comes to spells
I'm betting you can't
Even spell "Chrysanthemums"

I lead the League of Legends
You idiots need protection
My collection increases weekly
'Til I reach perfection


I fire fireballs at the Riot Store
Champions? I try 'em all
And level them up into higher forms
'Til my enemies look at the eye of the storm
I'm taking aim and raining pain
Again again you're slain
To explain my brain's a strain
But, it's safe to say I remain insane
I lay in wait beneath the
Shrubberies and jungle leaves
Coming from the trees to plunder
Everything but your dungarees
My hunger needs feeding
I feast on feeble underlings
And leave them wondering whether it's
Thunder or my tummy rumbling
And now I'm within your perimeter
Administering your distributor
With a particularly vicious and
Pitiless kick in the
Knickers until it gives in
To testicular sickness
My method's meticulous
This record's ridiculous
I'm a carnivorous sinister villainous killer
You're just a little wuss

I'm brutal i lack scruples
So any defence is actually futile
I'll never attend a tribunal
'Til everything ends and it's my funeral
I've got rooms full of Runes
It's not just hot tunes I produce
With lots of vitality clarity
Avarice malice alacrity
It's a laugh to see you
After me and my masteries
What's that you trying to cast at me?
I'm cleansing anything men have attempted to
Send in my path you see?
These legendary staffs and blades
Will send a competitor back to base
My most regular WAV that's played?
An enemy has been slain