Dan Bull - I'm a Zombie lyrics

I'm a zombie, life is lonely
I stroll through the night
Hoping somebody might hold me
Hold me closely, grow to know me
Will you be my bro
Please,? Can I call you homie?
Why, hi! Fancy meeting you
What a great delight
Why's a face as nice as thine
About so late at night?
In case you'd like to join me
I'm about to take a hike
Wait, why are you heading off
So quick without saying goodnight?
My etiquette's refined, sensitive and kind
No resemblence to the lies
I'm a gentleman definеd
But until the sun rises, you hole up
In your housе and quarantine yourself
Though I'm not horrid for your health
I'm only waiting in the doorway, when are you
Coming out? I want to play chase
Gonna follow you to Hell

I'm gonna follow you, I'm gonna follow you
I'm gonna follow you whether or
Not you want me to
I'm gonna follow you, I'm gonna follow you
I'm gonna follow you forever
What you gonna do?

I'm a zombie, polite and unimposing
I've been wrongly described as revolting
And quite frankly, I find that insulting
I'm a nice guy who happens to be moulding
Am I shallow? Hell no! I'm
Attracted to your brains
Something tells me they'll be
Exactly to my taste
That really ain't vanilla, remaking Thriller
(hoo)
Rip off your limbs and make a body pillow
Real lady killer the stuff on my shopping
List isn't often fresh
But, I've got the best recipe for
Spuds and some rotten flesh
Let's watch a box set, Netflix and kill
Oh, what a mess, I'm
Guessing ketchup was spilled, come back!

I'm gonna follow you, I'm gonna follow you
I'm gonna follow you whether or
Not you want me to
I'm gonna follow you, I'm gonna follow you
Gonna follow you forever, what you gonna do?

I'm a zombie, I want you to love me
I've waited for you so long and
Now I'm kind of hungry
You look lovely, succulently scrummy
I need you inside me, satisfy my tummy
You can hear me coming through
The walls all muffled
How are we gonna scuffle
Then? Sword or knuckles?
I see you punch trees
No wonder Steve's so supple
Call me Green Aki
Can I squeeze those muscles?
Me so subtle, please, don't struggle
You've got it muddled
I'm not looking for trouble
Just want a cuddle and I'm
Fuzzled why I get rebuttals
When I try to nuzzle and snuggle
Now come on, let my brothers join the huddle

We're gonna follow you
We're gonna follow you
We're gonna follow you whether or
Not you want us to we're gonna follow you
We're gonna follow you
Gonna follow you forever, what you gonna do?

We are slowly decomposing
Our clothes are holding our bowels
And our bones in
Bones that are slathered in guacamole
One day I'll be a skeleton
'til then we're getting cozy
What force brought us here though?
Was it Notch or George Romero?
We're not so sure but the more you avoid us
The more that we're sure that you'll join us
Join us!
The zombie nation keeps increasing population
We live a simple life, free from complication
Chase you in the night
And making basic conversation
Honestly, the aim isn't
Creating confrontation
We're a like-minded community
Now join our congregation
You're free to leave at any time
There's no obligation
We'll just need to confiscate your
Brain to keep for compensation
So we thank you in
Advance for your cooperation

We're gonna follow you
We're gonna follow you
We're gonna follow you whether or
Not you want us to we're gonna follow you
We're gonna follow you
Gonna follow you forever, what you gonna do?

What's the use? What's the use? What's
The use in all the fuss?
Once we were one of you
Now you'll be one of us!
One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us!
One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us!