Dan Bull - Injustice lyrics
Daniel “Dan” Bull
[Dan Bull - Injustice lyrics]
Where are my tightest clothes?
The ones that show off my muscles
The ones that make me look like I
Could potentially have a six pack if I
If I worked out a bit more and ate less chips
I need to look the part
I need to feel the part
I need to play the part
It couldn't be clearer the era where we knew
Which superheroes were who
And who to cheer and who to
Fear is in the rearview mirror
And a new one with new rules is nearer
Rewriting the rule book
I'm not following the lines that a fool put
Rivals are all shook, awestruck
It's all good, my bruv
Get in line for a skull-fuck
Guns unrequired, I fire with a full hook
With a force of a dump truck, you dumb fuck
Now, let me carry on recalling the story
Of how you chumps become unstuck
I open a leather-bound tome
Gonna send the Netherrealm home
I'm not implying your mom's a Jezebel hoe
But she does seem to get around though
Whoops, uh oh, settle down, bro
If you're getting ever so upset about jokes
How the hell are you going
To take a terrible blow
To the face when it breaks
All your skeletal bones?
What's a skeletal bone? I don't even know
It just made an incredible flow
Turn it up, don't keep those decibels low
Make them bigger than the biggest NFL bloke
Hit you with six shots as kids watch
Sticking the clip up on WorldStarHipHop
Sod body bags
Your body bit's got taken away to
The tip in a ziploc
And after the war, there's gore on the floor
That's really gonna have to get mopped
Now you know how I am when I'm pissed off
You understand why you shouldn't
Have kicked off
Injustice factions dissolve and fall
And lust for power enslaves us all injustice
Lines in the sand being redrawn
Perhaps, it's time that we're reborn
Side-scrolling, mind-controlling
Don't roll in the roads I'm patrolling
If I see your eyes then I
Might put a hole in them
Slicing you a nice new colon
I'm battering people I pass in the street
'Cause, I'm catching the feeling
They're laughing at me paranoid man
I hope you're not attached to your teeth
Smashing your glasses to pieces
No more Clark Kent, no more Superman
What did you do to Dan?
I'm a dastardly beast
Last of the pacifist geeks
But that was the past
Now I'm back with a beef
Payback for the actions I've seen
That's satisfaction to me
Not every fact's what it seems
Reread the captions and see
We have been wrapped in a dream
Lean back and bask in the beams
Of twilight gleaming from the sky
I remake my faction, my team
This time, it's political
This time, it is physical
This time, my lines here are literal
This time, figural violence is visceral
I'm in your peripheral vision and
A split-second decision is critical
Like your condition, it's pitiful
Hope the hospital's hospitable
I'm a bitter ball of all
The big and little brawls
I've been in since I was small
And I'll continue kicking you 'til
I'm against the wall or I don't exist at all
Injustice factions dissolve and fall
And lust for power enslaves us all injustice
Lines in the sand being redrawn
Perhaps it's time that we're reborn
Right, get these clothes off me
It's not ergonomic, help me get 'em off
Yes, it's squashing my balls
No wonder Batman's so miserable
'ing hell, wearing that all day sheesh
The ones that show off my muscles
The ones that make me look like I
Could potentially have a six pack if I
If I worked out a bit more and ate less chips
I need to look the part
I need to feel the part
I need to play the part
It couldn't be clearer the era where we knew
Which superheroes were who
And who to cheer and who to
Fear is in the rearview mirror
And a new one with new rules is nearer
Rewriting the rule book
I'm not following the lines that a fool put
Rivals are all shook, awestruck
It's all good, my bruv
Get in line for a skull-fuck
Guns unrequired, I fire with a full hook
With a force of a dump truck, you dumb fuck
Now, let me carry on recalling the story
Of how you chumps become unstuck
I open a leather-bound tome
Gonna send the Netherrealm home
I'm not implying your mom's a Jezebel hoe
But she does seem to get around though
Whoops, uh oh, settle down, bro
If you're getting ever so upset about jokes
How the hell are you going
To take a terrible blow
To the face when it breaks
All your skeletal bones?
What's a skeletal bone? I don't even know
It just made an incredible flow
Turn it up, don't keep those decibels low
Make them bigger than the biggest NFL bloke
Hit you with six shots as kids watch
Sticking the clip up on WorldStarHipHop
Sod body bags
Your body bit's got taken away to
The tip in a ziploc
And after the war, there's gore on the floor
That's really gonna have to get mopped
Now you know how I am when I'm pissed off
You understand why you shouldn't
Have kicked off
Injustice factions dissolve and fall
And lust for power enslaves us all injustice
Lines in the sand being redrawn
Perhaps, it's time that we're reborn
Side-scrolling, mind-controlling
Don't roll in the roads I'm patrolling
If I see your eyes then I
Might put a hole in them
Slicing you a nice new colon
I'm battering people I pass in the street
'Cause, I'm catching the feeling
They're laughing at me paranoid man
I hope you're not attached to your teeth
Smashing your glasses to pieces
No more Clark Kent, no more Superman
What did you do to Dan?
I'm a dastardly beast
Last of the pacifist geeks
But that was the past
Now I'm back with a beef
Payback for the actions I've seen
That's satisfaction to me
Not every fact's what it seems
Reread the captions and see
We have been wrapped in a dream
Lean back and bask in the beams
Of twilight gleaming from the sky
I remake my faction, my team
This time, it's political
This time, it is physical
This time, my lines here are literal
This time, figural violence is visceral
I'm in your peripheral vision and
A split-second decision is critical
Like your condition, it's pitiful
Hope the hospital's hospitable
I'm a bitter ball of all
The big and little brawls
I've been in since I was small
And I'll continue kicking you 'til
I'm against the wall or I don't exist at all
Injustice factions dissolve and fall
And lust for power enslaves us all injustice
Lines in the sand being redrawn
Perhaps it's time that we're reborn
Right, get these clothes off me
It's not ergonomic, help me get 'em off
Yes, it's squashing my balls
No wonder Batman's so miserable
'ing hell, wearing that all day sheesh