Dan Bull - InTheLittleWood Rap lyrics

Hey! Hey!
Look, he’s InTheLittleWood, real name Martyn
A tough bugger so you better not be starting
‘Cause if you’re rucking with the
King of the Saplings
You’re gonna be on the receiving
End of my backswing who can take Tekkit and
Wreck it without effort
Simultaneously quoting the poems
Of Samuel Beckett
Man, I just made up a fact, but feck it
Sometimes I come up with rubbish because
I loved the auditory aesthetics
I suggest you grab a potion and neck it
‘Cause there’s a new LittleWood video
Get Chrome up and check it
Woah! The pyrotechnics of
His Oculus’ biometrics
Are so sweet that they’ll
Probably make you diabetic

Who’m I rapping about? Yes, it’s LittleWood!
Who’m I rapping about? Yes, it’s LittleWood!
Who’m I rapping about? Yes, it’s LittleWood!
Who’m I rapping about? Yes, it’s LittleWood!

Is it a spelling mistake or
Something in my eye? No!
He really does spell Martyn with a ‘Y’, oh!
Holy moly he is globally known
For being bros with SoTotallyToby
And although I know that
Evidence is purely anecdotal
We can hopefully overlook it and
Keep it low key so why don’t we? Okie dokie!
Living in the Little Wood is
More than a little good
Hairs on your chest is the sort
Of thing that it’ll put
So come and have a gander!
Get in on the banter!
If you don’t, you’re an absolute… W Wally?
And if you spy Martyn or Kaeyi
Don’t forget to politely say "Hai!"

Who’m I rapping about? Yes, it’s LittleWood!
Who’m I rapping about? Yes, it’s LittleWood!
Who’m I rapping about? Yes, it’s LittleWood!
Who’m I rapping about? Yes, it’s LittleWood!

Who’s that blondie pops? The one we watch
On our phones, our PC screens and on the box
He’s got the keys to the RPG scene
He might be a beauty but
You’ll never see him sleeping
He doesn’t just focus on hot
Things like a welder
He takes us back to the classics: Zelda!
He’s old school he doesn’t be no newbie
Jollier than Oliver from Ni No Kuni
Aww what a cutie, he’s all 2D
But, if need be he’ll kick
Your booty like Bruce Lee
Leave you with a bruised knee
So you better sit down!
Soz I didn’t mean to shout
That was a bit loud

Who’m I rapping about? Yes, it’s LittleWood!
Who’m I rapping about? Yes, it’s LittleWood!
Who’m I rapping about? Yes, it’s LittleWood!
Who’m I rapping about? Yes, it’s LittleWood!

Who’m I rapping about? Who’m I rapping about?
Who’m I? Who’m I?
Who’m I rapping about? Yes, it’s LittleWood!