Dan Bull - I've Got a Bone lyrics
Daniel “Dan” Bull
[Dan Bull - I've Got a Bone lyrics]
Well, hello again, friend!
I'm a skeleton, returning from the dead
Determined to be relevant again
So I'm following trends from the Nether
To the End and I've
Got a bone to pick with you, little human
Bone to pick with you, little human being
I've seen where you've been and
I don't like it
I've got a bow to shoot at you, little human
Bow to shoot at you, little human being
I know where you sleep so don't make a peep
Close your eyes, don't peek sweet dreams!
I've had my skull crunched thirteen times
Soil, where my brain is, a dirty mind
Full of naughty nursery rhymes
Poor me, pour me a drink 'cause I'm thirsty
Dry as a bone
'Cause my throat's exposed to the elements
I'm the result of an awful experiment
I'm a living skeleton
Devoid of any melanin or keratin
This specimen's a miracle of medicine
Who will crush your skeleton to gelatin
So that you're resembling a jelly trembling
When you hear my bones rattle
Feel the adrenaline levels in your medulla
Rising like the theremin
I've got a bone to pick with you
Little human
Bone to pick with you, little human being
I've seen where you've been and
I don't like it
I've got a bow to shoot at you, little human
Bow to shoot at you, little human being
I know where you sleep so don't make a peep
Close your eyes, don't peek sweet dreams!
Hello, Jack-o'-Lantern
How the hell have you been?
I haven't seen you since Halloween
And that was pretty harrowing
I'm nothing but bone and marrow
I'm rocking a bow and arrow
Like some kind of low-fat Rambo
Don't wear clothes, I go commando
Don't wear pants
I'm butt naked but my butt is just grey
'Cause ain't no junk in this trunk
No wonder my butt's aching
I can't sit down, I can't do any sun bathing
It's frustrating
I just wish the game was updated
All I want's some muscles and a sun tan
Honey but until I get 'em, killing
You's a fun plan, sonny
So, better start running when you
Hear my bones rattling
A rat tat tatting on your door
Before I bash it in
I've got a bone to pick with you
Little human
Bone to pick with you, little human being
I've seen where you've been and
I don't like it
I've got a bow to shoot at you, little human
Bow to shoot at you, little human being
I know where you sleep so don't make a peep
Close your eyes, don't peek sweet dreams!
Better stay in 'til the next day
I'm a walking X ray
More malnourished than children
Drinking milk products from Nestlé
I'm burning up in the sun-beams
I should have put on my sun-cream
But, I don't have any skin to rub into
Or fingers to rub with, it's something
That I've had to adapt to
By standing in the lakes
Or hiding under my rusty iron
Helmet 'til it breaks
It's a handicap I'm angry at and
Now I'm in a bad mood
So I'm redirecting my frustration
Aim it at you
Hello again, friend
I'm a skeleton returning from the dead
Determined to be relevant again
So I'm following trends from the
Nether to the End and I've
Got a bone to pick with you, little human
Bone to pick with you, little human being
I've seen where you've been and
I don't like it
I've got a bow to shoot at you, little human
Bow to shoot at you, little human being
I know where you sleep so don't make a peep
Close your eyes, don't peek sweet dreams!
Ooh ooh! That's a ghost sound, isn't it?
Not a skeleton
I'm a skeleton, returning from the dead
Determined to be relevant again
So I'm following trends from the Nether
To the End and I've
Got a bone to pick with you, little human
Bone to pick with you, little human being
I've seen where you've been and
I don't like it
I've got a bow to shoot at you, little human
Bow to shoot at you, little human being
I know where you sleep so don't make a peep
Close your eyes, don't peek sweet dreams!
I've had my skull crunched thirteen times
Soil, where my brain is, a dirty mind
Full of naughty nursery rhymes
Poor me, pour me a drink 'cause I'm thirsty
Dry as a bone
'Cause my throat's exposed to the elements
I'm the result of an awful experiment
I'm a living skeleton
Devoid of any melanin or keratin
This specimen's a miracle of medicine
Who will crush your skeleton to gelatin
So that you're resembling a jelly trembling
When you hear my bones rattle
Feel the adrenaline levels in your medulla
Rising like the theremin
I've got a bone to pick with you
Little human
Bone to pick with you, little human being
I've seen where you've been and
I don't like it
I've got a bow to shoot at you, little human
Bow to shoot at you, little human being
I know where you sleep so don't make a peep
Close your eyes, don't peek sweet dreams!
Hello, Jack-o'-Lantern
How the hell have you been?
I haven't seen you since Halloween
And that was pretty harrowing
I'm nothing but bone and marrow
I'm rocking a bow and arrow
Like some kind of low-fat Rambo
Don't wear clothes, I go commando
Don't wear pants
I'm butt naked but my butt is just grey
'Cause ain't no junk in this trunk
No wonder my butt's aching
I can't sit down, I can't do any sun bathing
It's frustrating
I just wish the game was updated
All I want's some muscles and a sun tan
Honey but until I get 'em, killing
You's a fun plan, sonny
So, better start running when you
Hear my bones rattling
A rat tat tatting on your door
Before I bash it in
I've got a bone to pick with you
Little human
Bone to pick with you, little human being
I've seen where you've been and
I don't like it
I've got a bow to shoot at you, little human
Bow to shoot at you, little human being
I know where you sleep so don't make a peep
Close your eyes, don't peek sweet dreams!
Better stay in 'til the next day
I'm a walking X ray
More malnourished than children
Drinking milk products from Nestlé
I'm burning up in the sun-beams
I should have put on my sun-cream
But, I don't have any skin to rub into
Or fingers to rub with, it's something
That I've had to adapt to
By standing in the lakes
Or hiding under my rusty iron
Helmet 'til it breaks
It's a handicap I'm angry at and
Now I'm in a bad mood
So I'm redirecting my frustration
Aim it at you
Hello again, friend
I'm a skeleton returning from the dead
Determined to be relevant again
So I'm following trends from the
Nether to the End and I've
Got a bone to pick with you, little human
Bone to pick with you, little human being
I've seen where you've been and
I don't like it
I've got a bow to shoot at you, little human
Bow to shoot at you, little human being
I know where you sleep so don't make a peep
Close your eyes, don't peek sweet dreams!
Ooh ooh! That's a ghost sound, isn't it?
Not a skeleton