Dan Bull, Yogscast - Kicky Kicky Flow lyrics

Hey! Turn off whatever tune's on and
Listen to this new song
Its BlueXephos, the Yogscast, the goon squad
Whatever name you want to call us, fine
Let's move on
And clarify a few things to avoid confusion
No need for Paypal, vouchers or a coupon
You can see us free of charge like a neutron
We won't blow the roof off but
We'll put a roof on
Both obsessed with little cubes
And I'm not talking croutons
So get your shoes shone to a sheen
Put your feet upon the futon
And us upon the screen

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole
I'm Dan Bull and I'm kicking a flow
Kicky, kicky flow, kicking a flow

I'll introduce the duo to
The newest YouTube viewers
Xephos is Lewis and Simon's who Honeydew is
You'll lose all kinds of funny fluids
Flatulation blood, sweat, tears
Humors and the tangy taste of the runny
Gooey liquid oozing from a Jaffa Cake
We've got new tips, music and animations
So I wanna see your hips
Thighs and your fanny shaking
Rihanna's nothing in comparison
To Granny Bacon

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole
I'm Dan Bull and I'm kicking a flow
Kicky, kicky flow, kicking a flow

Oh god, you're logged onto the YogPod
With more devout followers than the god squad
There's seldom, if ever
Been such a realm or dimension
Bringing that much traffic
That you can hear the sound of the engines
Oh, and by the way, as well, did I mention
The fact that we've got more
Links than a Zelda convention?
You can tell there's a tension
But it probably isn't sexual
So any innuendo there's ineffectual
But mention Jaffa Cakes and
Simon practically masticates
He's dream meal's a stack of
Them upon a massive plate
I've even seen him eat a
Jaffa Cake flavoured pasta bake
And after ate even more
Instead of After Eights
I wonder where exactly does he
Keeps them all stashed away
The number crunching is too
Massive to extrapolate

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole
I'm Dan Bull and I'm kicking a flow
Kicky, kicky flow, kicking a flow

Dan Bull, rapping on behalf of the Yogscast
Swinging harder than my diamond axe
When I'm chopping logs fast
I'm unsurpassed when it comes
To rap with bombast
So turn up the volume knob
And increase the contrast at long last
Here's a rapper thats a gaming geek
Entertaining people with amazing speed
The pick of the bunch, the bigger the swing
The bigger the punch
I pick up a thing up off
The floor and start mining ore
(Cha, Cha, Cha, Cha, Ching)
Double-time rap with a bit of Minecraft
Hope Mojang didn't mind that
Take a hit of my track to the ear canal
You'll be like, "Bleeding hell"
One, two, can you hear me now?
Oi, Honeydew, does it ring a bell?
It's been years since your ears
Have felt like this
You're Isabel to my Israphel
Many men'll wanna make a rap
Track better than me
But they never will because evidently
They lack the skill (Ah)

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole
I'm Dan Bull and I'm kicking a flow
Kicky, kicky flow, kicking a flow