Dan Bull - Logan Paul Rap Roast lyrics

So, is anyone surprised to
Know that Logan Paul's
Uploaded a video that's
Broken social protocol?
Vlogging at a hanging scene as if
It was the local mall
'Cause hanging with your bros and cracking
Jokes matters most of all
Is there ever an unspoken thought that
Doesn't pass that oaken jaw?
It's time to give this showman's
Mode of promo an overhaul
I'll rip your torso open raw
Grip your pulse's frozen core
Shove it in the oven with the
Other leftover roasts to thaw
I thought you were the most mature
And grown up Paul brother you know
The secret favourite one of
Both of your mother?
I'm sure that you probably
Even disappointed Jake
But this is insignificant
There's an even bigger point to make

Real life isn't a video
Not everything is content
The absence of a no doesn't equal consent
Some things are better left unsaid or unsent
Sometimes making the right choice might
Even lose you one cent
Once I filmed an accident
A jeep came off an overpass
Landed on another car below
With an explosive crash
It could have been a hit on Reddit
But I didn't share it
'Cause there were real people injured
And it didn't merit

Me exhibiting their tragedy like
It was entertainment
So when I read you did the same
I put my pen to paper
Not that it's my place to stick my nose in
But, I'm getting sick of the excuses
Of those few who condone it
Saying "But he's already dead
He's not even aware of it" that's true
But imagine if you were
That fellow's relative
Logging on to see the news
Of your missing loved one
And seeing the noose and you giggling
It's just wrong
And the fact that you censored his face
Doesn't change the basic reason that
You went to the place
You say you went to look
For ghosts? Ghosts aren't real
But suicide is and those wounds can't heal
And if you can't feel
You've overstepped a boundary
And if you can't say sorry
Without shouting "It's about me"
And if you can't comprehend the
Respect that you lost today
Then Logan bro, I don't know what to say

Your apology was hollow
A borrowed piece of sorrow
Hoping the drama would just
Become obsolete tomorrow
If you really meant to raise awareness
Of a thing this sensitive
How come the tags you added
Didn't even mention it?
Instead you picked the words
"comedy" and "maverick" so I'm sorry
But your apology? I'm not having it
Check your head and admit what
You were there for
To disrespect the dead and the
People that they cared for

You say you were in a moment of
Shock and couldn't cope with it
Is that the same moment you
Edited and uploaded it? Filmed an extra bit
Hyped it up and then promoted it
And at that time your mind was
Telling you to go for it?
Now there's no damn dispute you
Go for low hanging fruit
But this is still the
Lowest Logang's produced
Before this happened I was no fan of you
Suspected you were reckless
Now I know that it's true