Dan Bull - Mass Effect lyrics

Yo i'm commander Shepard
The man with the method to brandish a weapon
And then handle the Geth with it
I'm an effortless hero
My rhymes shine brighter than element zero
Bringing more fire than emperor Nero
It's the end of an era Yo!
There's something mysterious with
Saren Arterius committing
Violence against Nihlus I'm furious
I'll chase him from place to place base to
Base until we're face to face I'm serious
From the Sirius Relay to Artemis Tau
I'll tighten the net I'm not far from him now
I'll fight all the Geth 'till
That bastard is found
And leave his heart in the ground
I'm the southpaw outlaw scoundrel
Bringing down more
Tools than a whole ground force
Listen out now fool it's
Pretty damn doubtful that
I'll be sitting down with the citadel council
The reapers are keen to bring
About your downfall so
Me and my team are about to flout laws
I'll introduce you to the whole of
My party, Garrus, Liara T'Soni, and Tali
Wrex, Kaidan, Ashley, Joker, the army
You roll with an asari older than Atari
A krogan that'll leave you
Cold within a heartbeat
My teams hotter than a stolen Ferrari
Can a Volus go shoulder to
Shoulder with me? Hardly
My ship's seen off more foes than a Somali's
So we're going on safari, to the far reaches
It'll be gnarly, seeing stranger
Creations than Dali
And breaking more faces than Arnie

Mass Effect, Two

Blown to pieces, and reassembled
I don't believe this, it's bleeding mental
But then again, with theses credentials
Can they be blamed for
Believing me essential?
I don't wanna be nervously
Lunching with Cerberus
I'd prefer to be punching a journalist
Souping up all my guns for the skirmishes
In which I'll puncture the firmament
Permanent
I'm bringing a lyrical mass effect
My skill it'd kill a
Billion million massive geth
Commander Shepard's, formidable syllables
Hitting the pinnacle
It is a miracle that commands mass respect
Incontestable, I'm a professional
But my new boss is less
Than respectable, so you better
Cover up your testicles
Cos my next method's something of a spectacle
More fresh and raw, than a vegetable
Coming from the underground with the
Hunger of a Thresher Maw
I leave the Rachni with a black-eye
Slap Pyjak with a backhand never act nice
Rap lines sharper than a cacti
Or the bite of a Varren on a barren planet
Baptised in flame
Rise again in fact I'm insane
Providing pain
Back from the afterlife packing
An appetite to invade
This isn't a driving range but I leave you
With eighteen holes inside of your brain
Like a swiss cheese, bitch please
You'll disbelieve the manner in
Which I kick frees
Bringing Sci-Fi to your Hi-Fi is
The highlight of your lifetime, with ease
This is just the beginning