Dan Bull - Nether Zombie Pigman Minecraft Rap lyrics
Daniel “Dan” Bull
[Dan Bull - Nether Zombie Pigman Minecraft Rap lyrics]
Pigman! My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
Let me show you around the nether
Pigman! My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
Hanging with my Pigman gang
And we'll be found underground deep
Down in the Nether
Nether-region covered by a brown
Bit of leather with a wibble and a wobble
Through the purple portal
You're living in a world
That'll hurt all mortals
Stay alert or you'll hurtle and
Fall in a gorge
And the gore that results will be awful
Caution! You better be warned to be cautious
Never snort Nether Wart in
The Nether Fortress
Hope you thought to have
Brought enough torches
This isn't the sort of
Resort to be thoughtless
Enduring it will take up all your resources
You could end up on
The floor feeling nauseous
Did you fall for us, of course
This is courtship? No? Soz, your lordship
I thought we could all kiss
Fed up and we're bored of
You calling us Porkers
We're the pigmen and we're
All frigging gorgeous
Pigman! My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
Let me show you around the nether
Pigman! My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
Hanging with my Pigman gang
Where the Pigmen live in a
Den with other Pigmen i consider my friends
You'll find the Pigmen in
The obsidian dimension
Where the Pigmen live in a big pig pen
The other Pigmen claim I'm a clever-clogs
So, let me tell you all
About the other Nether Mobs in the Nether
I wonder whether you've ever seen a
Wither with a Skeleton with a Wither Skeleton
Have you ever been aghast at
A Ghast as it blasts
Burning gas at your ass that
Could shatter a glass?
So attack! And when the thing disappears
It can actually bring you to tears
Like a sad book or some tragic news
Or perhaps a man hug from a Magma Cube
I assume that isn't gonna happen again
Like a Baby Pig sat on the back of a Hen
Be warned of the lust for
Chasing the Blaze Rod
Or you'll end up more lost than a stray dog
In trouble
Lava bubbles like a hot tub of radox
You're just another name jotted
In the case log
Longer than the list of the
Mobs in this place there's plenty more
Brought friends to play with
Have you fought twenty Blazes
Avoided Endermen gazes?
Attempt to make sense of the empty page
Though the map won't show how
Immense this cave is
Like Big Ben, it's surrounded by Pigmen
Ooh, political! Can you tell what I did then?
Pigman! My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
Let me show you around the nether
Pigman! My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
Hanging with my Pigman gang
Where the Pigmen live in a
Den with other Pigmen i consider my friends
You'll find the Pigmen in
The obsidian dimension
Where the Pigmen live in a big pig pen!
Pig, pigmen, pig, pigmen
Pig, pigmen, piggy, pig, pigmen
Pig, pigmen, pig, pigmen
Piggedy, piggedy, piggedy, piggedy, pig
Pigmen (I can't do it, I can't do it)
Let me show you around the nether
Pigman! My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
Hanging with my Pigman gang
And we'll be found underground deep
Down in the Nether
Nether-region covered by a brown
Bit of leather with a wibble and a wobble
Through the purple portal
You're living in a world
That'll hurt all mortals
Stay alert or you'll hurtle and
Fall in a gorge
And the gore that results will be awful
Caution! You better be warned to be cautious
Never snort Nether Wart in
The Nether Fortress
Hope you thought to have
Brought enough torches
This isn't the sort of
Resort to be thoughtless
Enduring it will take up all your resources
You could end up on
The floor feeling nauseous
Did you fall for us, of course
This is courtship? No? Soz, your lordship
I thought we could all kiss
Fed up and we're bored of
You calling us Porkers
We're the pigmen and we're
All frigging gorgeous
Pigman! My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
Let me show you around the nether
Pigman! My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
Hanging with my Pigman gang
Where the Pigmen live in a
Den with other Pigmen i consider my friends
You'll find the Pigmen in
The obsidian dimension
Where the Pigmen live in a big pig pen
The other Pigmen claim I'm a clever-clogs
So, let me tell you all
About the other Nether Mobs in the Nether
I wonder whether you've ever seen a
Wither with a Skeleton with a Wither Skeleton
Have you ever been aghast at
A Ghast as it blasts
Burning gas at your ass that
Could shatter a glass?
So attack! And when the thing disappears
It can actually bring you to tears
Like a sad book or some tragic news
Or perhaps a man hug from a Magma Cube
I assume that isn't gonna happen again
Like a Baby Pig sat on the back of a Hen
Be warned of the lust for
Chasing the Blaze Rod
Or you'll end up more lost than a stray dog
In trouble
Lava bubbles like a hot tub of radox
You're just another name jotted
In the case log
Longer than the list of the
Mobs in this place there's plenty more
Brought friends to play with
Have you fought twenty Blazes
Avoided Endermen gazes?
Attempt to make sense of the empty page
Though the map won't show how
Immense this cave is
Like Big Ben, it's surrounded by Pigmen
Ooh, political! Can you tell what I did then?
Pigman! My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
Let me show you around the nether
Pigman! My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
Hanging with my Pigman gang
Where the Pigmen live in a
Den with other Pigmen i consider my friends
You'll find the Pigmen in
The obsidian dimension
Where the Pigmen live in a big pig pen!
Pig, pigmen, pig, pigmen
Pig, pigmen, piggy, pig, pigmen
Pig, pigmen, pig, pigmen
Piggedy, piggedy, piggedy, piggedy, pig
Pigmen (I can't do it, I can't do it)