Dan Bull - Not About Fortnite lyrics
Daniel “Dan” Bull
[Dan Bull - Not About Fortnite lyrics]
It's about how it's not about Fortnite
No, it's not about Fortnite
It's about piggybacking on the
Back of Fortnite
Hi, you probably came here to see Fortnite
Well, I'm sorry guy for the surprise
That you've been caught by
I just picked a trending topic
To attach my name to (Dan Bull)
Not really bothered if you
Reckon that it's lame, dude
But now I've captured your attention
There are a couple of other subject
Matters I want to mention
But YouTube lately has become
A real shit show
Let me explain in case you think
That was a bit low
Our favourite creators aren't James Corden
Jimmy Kimmel and Ellen
The trending page is empty
Advertising space they're selling
You can get a plugin now
To see what's really trending
It's mainly stuff from
Asia YouTube's suspending
Ooh look, where have you been hiding
PewDiePie? Did YouTube remove you from the
Crew invited to the nightclub?
It's just a VIP club and each of us
Who've been putting blood
Sweat and tears in are being shoved out!
'Cause YouTube are terrified of Netflix
So stretching out the watch time's the
Only way to get rich
Every year this site makes Google a loss
So they need to boost the views
As much as humanly possible
I mean, if you were YouTube
Would you give a toss
Whether well-performing videos were stupid
Or not? No!
It's not about quality, it's quantity
Disregarding what the people want to see
And we don't want TV (Cut the cable)
We just want to see the
Channels we're subscribed to
Instead we get suggestions based on
What gets higher views
Using information I didn't want
To provide you
But never mind, I guess I like Fortnite too
This song's not about Fortnite (Fortnite)
It's about how it's not about Fortnite
(Fortnite)
No, it's not about Fortnite (Fortnite)
It's about piggybacking on the
Back of Fortnite (Fortnite)
This song's not about Fortnite (Fortnite)
It's about how it's not about Fortnite
(Fortnite)
No, it's not about Fortnite (Fortnite)
It's about piggybacking on the
Back of Fortnite (Fortnite)
If you want to make a quick buck
Pick what the kids watch
Make a cheesy rap on it, give it a sick hook
Once upon a time that
Required FNAF and Minecraft
Now it's Fortnite, so of course
I provide that i've got to keep my
Socialblade numbers bubbling
They seem to be in trouble
I'm struggling to recover them
Thus, I'm juggling the topics that
I want to rap about
With all that other stuff you're asking
Me to make a track about
No wonder so many creators
All get knackered out
But, I love making new stuff too
Much to be backing out plus, I made over a
Million people click subscribe
But the site won't notify them that
My clips have just arrived
So now you have click the little bell
But, if you didn't
It'll tell the algorithm it
Should miss you out
And despite what they say
It's damn well faulty
Oy, Susan Wojcicki, can you tell I'm salty?
Nowadays, if you're not milking every
Trending topic straight away
You may as well not be
In the creator database
So I'm Jumping on this
Bandwagon after seeing Ali-A
RiceGum did it, so it's morally okay
Well, I should grab a hundred content
Creators from near and far
Put them on a track
Call it a Rap Battle Royale
In fact, I'm actually going to
Go and do that, so don't move
I'll be soon back, with a new track
This song's not about Fortnite (Fortnite)
It's about how it's not about Fortnite
(Fortnite)
No, it's not about Fortnite (Fortnite)
It's about piggybacking on the
Back of Fortnite (Fortnite)
This song's not about Fortnite (Fortnite)
It's about how it's not about Fortnite
(Fortnite)
No, it's not about Fortnite (Fortnite)
It's about piggybacking on the
Back of Fortnite (Fortnite)
YouTube, what are you doing?
Go home, you're drunk!
I'm justifiably in a position
Where I'm salty AF!
But, I'm not going anywhere!