Dan Bull - PewDiePie Rap Roast lyrics

I feel a little bad dissing a healthy
Wholesome Christian channel
It's gonna hit a nerve like a
Dentist drill just split enamel
But, if you listen out
You'll hear some sounds that I'll be saying
That'll get inside your brain and you'll
Never feel quite the same
Now, for the benefit of kids to
Whom I've not been introduced i'm Dan Bull
A man who'll make you think
But using cringey tunes
It's like an interview except that
I rip into you
With rhymes and lyrics that'll get
Inside and sting like Vindaloo
But, I'm just dissing you to get the views
Mr pewds unlike Onision, who is just rude
I can resist a feud
I pick and choose my victims
Like you pick your whiskey, dude
Just get a whiff of those big
Digit's and I hit the booze
I'm getting sick and woozy
Sniffing the Hibiki fumes
Just give us a minute
Consider this an interlude
While I nick your format and I twist
It to "Get pissed? You lose!"
So, if you do get pissed at this dispute
I guess you missed the truth

It's just a new and different
Route for me to redistribute
My criticism of big issues by
Which we're each affected too
These days it hit's the YouTube
Before it hit's the news
That's why they're swift to try to
Get a libel hit on you
So, I just sit amused at this
Dispute for which a truce
Is just as blooming likely as if
Finding that they print the truth
You dream of receiving a
Teabagging from G-Dragon
But, I don't think he'll go for
A skinny Swedish Steve Bannon
I'd tell you to delete your channel
But I'd be here all night hold tight
You made a keyboard macro to be alt-right
Oh my, did I just push your buttons?
You're the touchy type
You could be right aligned, centre
Left but you're not justified
If I could underline the stuff
That I'm disgusted by
You'd just see stripes across the writing
Like a crusty white piece of tiger bread
I'd like to peek inside your head
So, I could see just why you said the things
That people like to get offended by

Sometimes it seems just like they
Really like to be upset
But on the other side
There could be times that we forget
If you breathe a breath and move
Your lips about in certain shapes
It makes it tricky to discern
If you're dispersing hate
I personally believe that you're
A decent person, great
So, don't feed your haters with an
Easy way to circulate beliefs
That you're in league with a
Certain recent German state
It's like a skirmish in the street
It's not even worth it, mate
You got the Wall Street Journal hating
They should give you some credit
You made a way to monetise from
Browsing your own Sub-Reddit
Yeah, let the fans make the content
And you just get it
Ad lib over the top of it
You barely even need to edit
Now this sounds callous, but well
I'm just putting it out there
You used to have your art in
Galleries and now you sell chairs
Your network dropped you, your
Net worth dropped, you
Could be better off trying to
Get work in a shop, you

Might as well just drop vlogs
Go back to selling hot dogs
And speaking of hot dogs
They're absolutely not pugs
Actually, I feel bad for saying that
I'll leave them out of it
Now 'cause it isn't your pets' fault
Their daddy smells of fish
Anyone can set a Yeti on a
Desk and shout at it
Come to think about it, it's
The thing I'm doing now, flip
Picking controversial topics out to
Get the mouse clicks
Except if I was you now
I'd take the mick of Auschwitz
How many million Jews died, Pewds? About six?
I guess that's insignificant to
Your subscriber count, felix
If anyone wants to break their
Contract with Maker Studios
PewDie knows a new solution: Just
Make a stupid joke
But wait a blooming moment
Maker Studios are owned by Disney
The very same Disney that made this scene
That's still available for kids of
Any age to see hmm, I guess it's different
When they're Asian clichés

It's double standards plus it's
Underhanded business practice
YouTube will never give a slapped
Wrist over Disney's tactics
They're bringing too many views
From useful demographics
While declaring bans on other channels
It's undemocratic
You'll never crack the algorithm
It's too enigmatic
To reach your own subscribers now
You'd better be telepathic
So, I guess we'll never know
But on a level though
I'm empathetic for the other
Fellows signed to Revelmode
You took them on your ship then
Left them on an Archipelago
About as relevant as Leafy saying
"swag" and "hella dope"
You're breaking YouTube's safety policy
Be careful bro
No I ent, I'm just taking the P
Look Kwebbelko
Take the letters of PewDiePie and
Turn them to an anagram:
"I wipe deep, " is there somethin'
That you wanna tell me, man?
You've gone from looking like a
Cheap G-Dragon rip off
To someone the police'd need to speak to
They received a tip off

I see your beard growing
So excuse me for assuming
But a primary sign of depression
Is neglecting your personal grooming
Fumbling through the kitchen
Trying to stick together crap meals
Drinking whiskey on your own at home
I know how that feels
I understand, man, it's a cry for help
These are deep feelings each and
Every guy has felt
I say you're suffering in silence
It isn't that absurd
You were in the RiceGum diss track
And didn't rap a word