Dan Bull - PewDiePie Rap lyrics

How's it going, bros? My name's PewDiePie!
How's it going, bros? My name's PewDiePie!
How's it going, bros? My name's PewDiePie!
How's it going, bros? My name's PewDiePie!

Hey, hey hey this is PewDiePie’s channel
(yeah) and if you don’t like that I’ll
Slap you with a flannel
Hop on my camel and chase
You to the North Pole
Aah! my camel’s out of control!
Run, run, call the police
I’m going to the zoo
There’s animals to release
I’ll take them all home and
Show them my games take pictures of them all
(Smile) and keep them in frames (Oh)
His name is PewDiePie
Ladies claim he’s a cutie pie
Millions other disagree and say he’s
Just a stupid guy
So who is right? Let’s look at the facts
Dudes that like him, or that attack?
Hang on a sec, what does it matter?
Refuse to fight, it’s a horrible act

I could pick some bogeys out of my nose
Or watch something else that is
Gross with thousands of bros
I could learn to sew and
Make some outfit's and clothes
Or I could buy a PewDiePie
Tee like thousands of bros

What you talkin' 'bout, PewDiePie?
You’re not making any sense bro, you be high
You could wear a new Gucci
Suit and groovy tie but, you’ll never be as
Beautiful as PewDiePie

I’m taking on YouTube in a tutu, woo hoo
I’m bigger than you, you, and you, boo hoo!
There’s loads of dudes getting
In feuds with Pewds
But, I’m infused with juice and
Ready to bruise these noobs
I’m a velocirapper, ferocious
A new subscriber every day since diplodocus
I’m clearly the dopest
The rest of you are hopeless
I’m on a global stage, you’re on some sofas
You’re bogus, hocus pocus, no focus
I can’t decide if I should punch
You or give you a brofist
You look as if you stole your sister’s hair
Aww watch you gonna do, throw Mr chair?

I could write poetry and flowery prose
Or I could argue in the
Comments with thousands of bros
I could water the garden
I’ve got flowers to hose
Or I could stay inside the house
Online with thousands of bros

What you talkin' 'bout, PewDiePie?
You’re not making any sense bro, you be high
You could wear a new Gucci
Suit and groovy tie but, you’ll never be as
Beautiful as PewDiePie

Edgar Allen, Edgar Allen
Are you responsible for what I’m smellin'?
I’m rippedy rapping and bibbedy
Bapping and hippedy hopping
There’s nobody stopping me
(No) , so whatever you’re watching
You better be paying attention to P-E WDiePie
He’s even sweeter than a blueberry pie
I feel like I’m motherfucking
Stuck in this duck
It makes me want to quack like
What the fuck is that?
Genius Pewds strikes again with
The speed of Räikkönen
And if I couldn’t watch his videos
I think my life would end
So, goodbye bros, see you tomorrow
Yeah so, goodbye bros no Stephano!

I could play a moba game for hours 'til pro
Or I could choose to stay on
YouTube with thousands of bros
I could learn to sing to
Huge crowds at my shows
Or I could join the chorus of this one
How does it go? Oh

What you talkin' 'bout, PewDiePie?
You’re not making any sense bro, you be high
You could wear a new Gucci
Suit and groovy tie but, you’ll never be as
Beautiful as PewDiePie

How's it going, bros?