Dan Bull - Please Hammond Dont Hurt 'Em lyrics
Daniel “Dan” Bull
[Dan Bull - Please Hammond Dont Hurt 'Em lyrics]
Look at that hamster, damn
He's kind of a big wheel - Anchorman
Hammond's a mechanical animal for example
Like an album from Marilyn
Manson, however more amicable, oh
He's a big mech battling ball
That'll swing that grappling claw
Have a think what that'll involve
Here's a clue - you'll be bruised, bloodied
Battered and sore
Deploying shield with the minefield
So pen your final will, and
Get it signed, sealed, delivered
Then have a nice meal, finish and lie still
The last thing you're going to
Hear's a high squeal
Yeah, I know it doesn't seem quite real
When you're on the back foot like a high heel
That'll snap
You're no match for a stamp from a huge boot
Damn, but he's too cute
Hammond exemplifies
The Latin text: "semper fi"
But vivisectionists are pitiless
So forgive our friend for being
A bit sick of this
It's as if he's infinitely stuck in a loop
Like a gif of the myth of Sisyphus
Shit's ridiculous, look
Here's a lesson to take
Just because he's little doesn't make him
Any less of a brain he was getting ready
And waiting to jet and escape
And that patience gave him success on a plate
Now specimen eight will never get
In the cage again he's ready to decimate
Hit the Australian plains big ball energy
Want to do a bit more than gnaw celery
So quick, pour the Hennessy
Until it hit's the floor in your memory
So let me provide a tissue
For the final issue
'Cause when the piledriver hit's you
I predict you won't survive
You'll be just goo
So goodbye, we'll miss you
Hammond has only got one ball
The other does not exist at all
Hammond is less than one foot tall
But he's like a vinegar
Soaked conker conquers all
He's kind of a big wheel - Anchorman
Hammond's a mechanical animal for example
Like an album from Marilyn
Manson, however more amicable, oh
He's a big mech battling ball
That'll swing that grappling claw
Have a think what that'll involve
Here's a clue - you'll be bruised, bloodied
Battered and sore
Deploying shield with the minefield
So pen your final will, and
Get it signed, sealed, delivered
Then have a nice meal, finish and lie still
The last thing you're going to
Hear's a high squeal
Yeah, I know it doesn't seem quite real
When you're on the back foot like a high heel
That'll snap
You're no match for a stamp from a huge boot
Damn, but he's too cute
Hammond exemplifies
The Latin text: "semper fi"
But vivisectionists are pitiless
So forgive our friend for being
A bit sick of this
It's as if he's infinitely stuck in a loop
Like a gif of the myth of Sisyphus
Shit's ridiculous, look
Here's a lesson to take
Just because he's little doesn't make him
Any less of a brain he was getting ready
And waiting to jet and escape
And that patience gave him success on a plate
Now specimen eight will never get
In the cage again he's ready to decimate
Hit the Australian plains big ball energy
Want to do a bit more than gnaw celery
So quick, pour the Hennessy
Until it hit's the floor in your memory
So let me provide a tissue
For the final issue
'Cause when the piledriver hit's you
I predict you won't survive
You'll be just goo
So goodbye, we'll miss you
Hammond has only got one ball
The other does not exist at all
Hammond is less than one foot tall
But he's like a vinegar
Soaked conker conquers all