Dan Bull - Return of Django Reinhardt lyrics

Guten tag, hallo, hi, I'm Reinhardt
Die hard while I hold the line
I'm a lionheart
Guten tag,  hallo, hi, I'm Reinhardt
Hitting things with a hammer is a fine art

Reinhardt's here from a bygone era
A lionheart, he'll hit high and hard
Dealing truckloads of damage with
The rocket hammer slamming on your noggin
'Til you're flatter than the ham
Is in a sandwich
Gets hyped for the battle 'cause
He's streaming David Hasselhoff
So keep your head down like you're
Feeding from a cattle trough
You don't want no hassle off
This teutonic dude coming
Two ton of human castle with
A tousled roof on it
Suit of armour shining like a
Tin of shoe polish
Hammer slamming down like they
Found a new comet with a nuke on it
New and improved to juice omnics
The supersonic boom rattles in your
Ear like a loose grommet
With the bass shaking your boot from it
Make you feel like Dre came back
And made a new Chronic
So if you've got a problem then
Come on and do something
There'll probably be nothing left of
You except a whodunit

Guten tag, hallo, hi, I'm Reinhardt
Die hard while I hold the line
I'm a lionheart
Guten tag, hallo, hi, I'm Reinhardt
Hitting things with a hammer is a fine art
Guten tag, hallo, hi, I'm Reinhardt
Die hard while I hold the line
I'm a lionheart
Guten tag, hallo, hi, I'm Reinhardt
Hitting things with a hammer is a fine art

Reinhardt will ride
Hard as a hammer on a stallion
Chivalry's alive
But he's not asking if he can marry you
Knight in shining armour
He looks like a high commander
Of a fleet of viking pirates who just
Seem to like to charm us
During the omnic crisis
He lost the sight in one eye
'Cause he was swamped
With irresponsible excitement
It's one thing being confident and hyped up
It's quite another being
Incompetent and mindless
But underneath the young demeanour
Deep beneath the boldness
He believes in being Noble
And pleasing Balderich
Flipping massive shoulders that are
Big as actual boulders
He'll bring you to a dark place
As if he's Matthew Holness
He could stroll up to a
Pack of passing soldiers
And be like: hold up, retreat
Go back and pack your dolls up
He could make a navy seal
Feel like a baby seal
Can't keep the metal clean forever
So let's stain this steel

Guten tag, hallo, hi, I'm Reinhardt
Die hard while I hold the line
I'm a lionheart
Guten tag, hallo, hi, I'm Reinhardt
Hitting things with a hammer is a fine art
Guten tag, hallo, hi, I'm Reinhardt
Die hard while I hold the line
I'm a lionheart
Guten tag, hallo, hi, I'm Reinhardt
Hitting things with a hammer is a fine art

When all you have is a
Hammer everything is a nail
Swinging and flailing it as if it was a tail
Crusading through the place like you
Were Richard in Acre
Slaying dragons like the king did to
People of a different race
Middle age is just a mindstate
Get out that little cage
It's a little late to chase youth
That's a trivial phase
And it'll fade, give or take a few years
You'll get all grey
Your little great grandkid will visit
Your grave and it'll say:
Rip he was renowned for conspicuous bravery
As cheerful and neighbourly as
Suspicious of knavery
Committed to his mission with a valiant zeal
Although he's trapped in the past
Like watching Ally McBeal
The man is married to steel
But cannot carry a shield
Why would he bother when he can
Whip out the barrier field
How do you feel when that
Big hammer is dealing that much damage
That you really need a charity appeal?

Guten tag, hallo, hi, I'm Reinhardt
Die hard while I hold the line
I'm a lionheart
Guten tag, hallo, hi, I'm Reinhardt
Hitting things with a hammer is a fine art
Guten tag, hallo, hi, I'm Reinhardt
Die hard while I hold the line
I'm a lionheart
Guten tag, hallo, hi, I'm Reinhardt
Hitting things with a hammer is a fine art