Dan Bull - Rockstar lyrics
Daniel “Dan” Bull
[Dan Bull - Rockstar lyrics]
Ha ha haha rhino Tank God
Ay, ay
There's a few things that I wanna say
To the game company named Rockstar
I've been playing GTA since '98
So I've been down with you
Lot right from the start
When running over Hare Krishnas
Was rewarded with the sound "Gouranga"
I learnt swearing thanks to you, if I hadn't
I'd still be saying "gosh darn"
Played the story mode of GTA V
Every day, all summer, got far
Then it glitched, I lost my progress
I was pissed had a face like a slapped arse
Plus quit GTA Online 'cause
Hackers got free stuff
For which I got charged
Wasted every penny of my money
On a Megalodon Shark Card
There's some more stuff that I wanna say
To the game company named Rockstar
How come you don't bother
Using the face engine you used in LA noire?
It was such a cool way to
Incorporate the faces of real actors
Their expressions were as entertaining
As when Jack Thompson got disbarred
He was so annoying
Blaming all the violence on games
Saying GTA was the way
Murderers had been trained
Saying "I want it banned"
Kind of like how you never made
A PC Red Dead Redemption
And even despite the undeniable demand
You're disappointing the fans
One final thing that I want to say
To the game company named Rockstar
Why you never made another Grand Theft Auto
That is set in London? Now
You're based in New York
You forgot your humble roots
In Edinburgh or Dundee
I couldn't tell from my research
But definitely in Scotland
Is it bad that I just wanna
Hear a pedestrian shouting "tosser"?
Swearing like a British person is at
Risk of becoming a lost art
Wouldn't it be fun to hear the word "wanker"
More often in the pop charts?
That's currently the end of the list
Of things I want to say to Rockstar
I'm singing the same melody as before
But transposed by an octave
Ay, ay
There's a few things that I wanna say
To the game company named Rockstar
I've been playing GTA since '98
So I've been down with you
Lot right from the start
When running over Hare Krishnas
Was rewarded with the sound "Gouranga"
I learnt swearing thanks to you, if I hadn't
I'd still be saying "gosh darn"
Played the story mode of GTA V
Every day, all summer, got far
Then it glitched, I lost my progress
I was pissed had a face like a slapped arse
Plus quit GTA Online 'cause
Hackers got free stuff
For which I got charged
Wasted every penny of my money
On a Megalodon Shark Card
There's some more stuff that I wanna say
To the game company named Rockstar
How come you don't bother
Using the face engine you used in LA noire?
It was such a cool way to
Incorporate the faces of real actors
Their expressions were as entertaining
As when Jack Thompson got disbarred
He was so annoying
Blaming all the violence on games
Saying GTA was the way
Murderers had been trained
Saying "I want it banned"
Kind of like how you never made
A PC Red Dead Redemption
And even despite the undeniable demand
You're disappointing the fans
One final thing that I want to say
To the game company named Rockstar
Why you never made another Grand Theft Auto
That is set in London? Now
You're based in New York
You forgot your humble roots
In Edinburgh or Dundee
I couldn't tell from my research
But definitely in Scotland
Is it bad that I just wanna
Hear a pedestrian shouting "tosser"?
Swearing like a British person is at
Risk of becoming a lost art
Wouldn't it be fun to hear the word "wanker"
More often in the pop charts?
That's currently the end of the list
Of things I want to say to Rockstar
I'm singing the same melody as before
But transposed by an octave