Dan Bull - Sea of Thieves lyrics

Ahoy, mateys lovely day

There's nothing like a life at sea
Breathe in the briny breeze
You'll never feel quite as free
A perfect day for paddling, so
Come and dive with me
I wear a pair of peg legs
To hide the fact I'm five-foot-three
There lurks a sight to see
Beneath the gleaming surface
That just happens to be here
Like it was on purpose
But a pirate's only duty's answering
The call of booty
Through all the beauty, mutiny
The loot and the appalling cruelty
You won't have a long life expectancy
I mean respectfully
What do you expect at sea?
When you're stepping in
A grapeshot's trajectory
It's balls meets balls
What a mess of a vasectomy

On Devil's Ridge beneath the sands
The gold lies hidden from thieving hands
Seek the cursed boar shrine
Where there is no sky
It lies in wait for a light held high

Where's the treasure hiding on
This desert island?
Guess we'd better find 'em
But these skeleton fellows are
Intending to pile in
Well if they want to pile in
We'll leave them in a pile in a heap
We reamed them into pieces like a hymen
Jesus, even I can't believe
The things I'm rhyming
Blame my rhyming dictionary
Because it isn't very
Stop to admire the view and
Have a bit of fruit
It's not just ammo that the
Cannon here can shoot

On Devil's Ridge beneath the sands
The gold lies hidden from thieving hands
Seek the cursed boar shrine
Where there is no sky
It lies in wait for a light held high

Now, that the time's arrived to
Head into the cave i'm suddenly not feeling
So particularly brave so, it's lucky
Lucky for me that I'm with my mates
I'll just stay here at the back
To guarantee we can escape
Yeah, I'll just look at these pictures
You go ahead
Umm, you alright in there, bro? Oh, he's dead
Hold your lantern high
Behold the rancid sight if I were you
I'd take a moment to ensure
Your pants are dry

On Devil's Ridge beneath the sands
The gold lies hidden from thieving hands
Seek the cursed boar shrine
Where there is no sky
It lies in wait for a light held high

I'm sure your chest ought
To be somewhere northwest
More or less over there, below the floor
I guess
Aw, yes! Let's get it, leg it and do one
Before the skeleton's get a sniff and
Tear us a new one do you want to be one like
Sailors in the past have?
No? Then run away, no one's invented satnavs
Left, right, up, down, it doesn't matter
What's the diff'? You've got no option
So just fricking bomb it off the cliff
Plummet into rock pools, I'm not gonna stop
Fools
I've got jewels and my crew's got tools
What you gonna do?
You're too skinny to be starting trouble
Fellows back to the ship in a jiffy, quick
We're parked on double yellows
I swear, every time we check the map
We get attacked
And when I work out who keeps doing that
They'll get a slap
I've only just redecorated in my cabin
Grabbing some ammo
Then get straight into the cannon
Hit the deck of a ship that's wrecked
Showing disrespect whip out my pistol
Blast the captain into bit's of flesh
There's nothing like the stench
Of singed gunpowder, it's the best
Ah, so, this is why they call this
Middle deck the mess
You should switch the decor up in here
I've got a bit depressed
I'd better ditch and jet to
Collect the biggest cheque
Hoist the main sails, man the tiller
Wheel or rudder we're feeling good and
Wait, come back! Oh, bugger!

On Devil's Ridge beneath the sands
The gold lies hidden from thieving hands
Seek the cursed boar shrine
Where there is no sky
It lies in wait for a light held high

Captain? Ain't those lyrics copyrighted from
The game or something?
Well, yes, they probably are
But what do you expect? We're pirates!