Dan Bull - Steamworld Quest lyrics
Daniel “Dan” Bull
[Dan Bull - Steamworld Quest lyrics]
Daram, dam, dam, dam let's loop that intro
Increase that watch time
Attention, adventurer! Fetch a
Couple of friends at once
And then come up to the entrance of my den
The one with the pretentious front
See, my intention is to send you on a journey
Just sign here, here and here
No need to pester your attorney
I can assure you all
It's all above board ensuring your return
It's all insured and after all
I'm sure you can all afford a gurney
Right then who's ready for excitement?
Who's very good at delicately
Repelling furry pikemen?
Excelling when you fight them
Dishing out heroic strikes
No crying either I require my hires
To be the stoic type
And go in like the clappers
Arms flailing like some ninetys rappers
Hyped up to slap whatever surprise
Attackers might come at us
Psychopathic type to grab a
Tiger by the knackers
Stare him right in the eye and sigh "Pff
Like it matters"
Crikey that was quite a tangent let
Me wind it back a tad
I'm combining violent acts with grinding
Knights and baccarat
My new type of battle rap thrice
As nice as past examples
We three are the real deal
You're manufactured plastic samples
I'm basked in candle light
Casting magic from fantastic angles
Like hammers smacking anvils, so fast
Your wider family's entire future
Present and their past is cancelled
I know that has to rankle
But show me that you're thankful
And I might just let you
Leave the table breathing
Without the need for fatal beatings
To alleviate your evil deeds
We are by far the hardest of menage
A trois this side of Mars
No need to mine for gold now
We're bringing giant bars
You can't be coming in our town
And chucking your cards down
You just interrupted a game, look
This is my round so shut up and be quiet now
Before you get sparked out
'Cause every crustacean's just made of
Mush under that hard shell
We'll fight peasants, knights
Kings crying "Guards, help!"
While we rain fire down
And shout "Where are your gods now?"
But, you know what?
There's more to us than all
The pain we're dealing
What about the pain we're feeling
Too? That pain needs healing
There's only so much strain
A lone brain can take and keep in
From the nascent morning's warm
Rays to evening
Before the walls will break and all
The caged frustration seeps in
We're waist deep in freezing water
That won't wait to deepen
Each of us believes we're
Alone in separated pieces
But this way of thinking's way too frequent
So we need to change the sequence
We need to speak to mates that we relate to
Who may be feeling each as isolated
And unappreciated and drained of meaning
It's a way to vent to ventilate
The steam you may be breathing
Put together we can overcome our
Heads and slay the demons
Make a team, cooperate
Collaborate cohesively
And we will take on what we
Face and beat the danger easily (Trivia)
You can't spell "steam" without "team"
(Facts) you can't expect help without
Saying "Help me" without being down to help
Out with the helping
And you can't be down to
Help out without helping
And you can't help out
Without helping yourself
Here's a helping of self help:
Stop doubting yourself now
'Cause if you can't help doubting
I doubt the doubt's helping
But anyway, I digress
This song's about SteamWorld Quest
Increase that watch time
Attention, adventurer! Fetch a
Couple of friends at once
And then come up to the entrance of my den
The one with the pretentious front
See, my intention is to send you on a journey
Just sign here, here and here
No need to pester your attorney
I can assure you all
It's all above board ensuring your return
It's all insured and after all
I'm sure you can all afford a gurney
Right then who's ready for excitement?
Who's very good at delicately
Repelling furry pikemen?
Excelling when you fight them
Dishing out heroic strikes
No crying either I require my hires
To be the stoic type
And go in like the clappers
Arms flailing like some ninetys rappers
Hyped up to slap whatever surprise
Attackers might come at us
Psychopathic type to grab a
Tiger by the knackers
Stare him right in the eye and sigh "Pff
Like it matters"
Crikey that was quite a tangent let
Me wind it back a tad
I'm combining violent acts with grinding
Knights and baccarat
My new type of battle rap thrice
As nice as past examples
We three are the real deal
You're manufactured plastic samples
I'm basked in candle light
Casting magic from fantastic angles
Like hammers smacking anvils, so fast
Your wider family's entire future
Present and their past is cancelled
I know that has to rankle
But show me that you're thankful
And I might just let you
Leave the table breathing
Without the need for fatal beatings
To alleviate your evil deeds
We are by far the hardest of menage
A trois this side of Mars
No need to mine for gold now
We're bringing giant bars
You can't be coming in our town
And chucking your cards down
You just interrupted a game, look
This is my round so shut up and be quiet now
Before you get sparked out
'Cause every crustacean's just made of
Mush under that hard shell
We'll fight peasants, knights
Kings crying "Guards, help!"
While we rain fire down
And shout "Where are your gods now?"
But, you know what?
There's more to us than all
The pain we're dealing
What about the pain we're feeling
Too? That pain needs healing
There's only so much strain
A lone brain can take and keep in
From the nascent morning's warm
Rays to evening
Before the walls will break and all
The caged frustration seeps in
We're waist deep in freezing water
That won't wait to deepen
Each of us believes we're
Alone in separated pieces
But this way of thinking's way too frequent
So we need to change the sequence
We need to speak to mates that we relate to
Who may be feeling each as isolated
And unappreciated and drained of meaning
It's a way to vent to ventilate
The steam you may be breathing
Put together we can overcome our
Heads and slay the demons
Make a team, cooperate
Collaborate cohesively
And we will take on what we
Face and beat the danger easily (Trivia)
You can't spell "steam" without "team"
(Facts) you can't expect help without
Saying "Help me" without being down to help
Out with the helping
And you can't be down to
Help out without helping
And you can't help out
Without helping yourself
Here's a helping of self help:
Stop doubting yourself now
'Cause if you can't help doubting
I doubt the doubt's helping
But anyway, I digress
This song's about SteamWorld Quest