Dan Bull - Stupid Injunction lyrics
Daniel “Dan” Bull
[Dan Bull - Stupid Injunction lyrics]
Roll up! Roll up! Whatever your dysfunction
Conceal it from the public
With a super-injunction
If you plan to cover up
Your extra marital seduction
Your Samaritans are "embarristers"
Who'll put up an obstruction
It costs 50 to a 100K
So if you've got enough to
Throw that kind of money away you're A-OK
But for the rest of us
Who struggle to get as much
And as such must settle
For Tesco's own breakfast puffs
It's never enough plus it's evident, look
Freedom of speech just took
A ferking terrible cut
But in the digital age it is inevitable that
Just a simple Twitter page
Can make incredible ruptures
When someone's got the gumption
To publish your compunction
Then covering it up
Becomes tougher than tungsten
You and I can't do it
But the dude with the funds can
Its ferking fun to use a super-injunction
Roll up! Roll up! Whatever your dysfunction
Conceal it from the public
With a super-injunction
If you need to receive
Sexual abuse from a truncheon
We got you covered, brother:
Just get a super-injunction
Did you know this song is illegal in the UK
Cos it reveals what you're unable
To read in newspapers
Namely, that if you want
To see the allegations
Visit this Twitter page to see
What happened is shameless
Now laughing at famous people
Isn't particularly civil
But, it's ridiculous that it can
Make me into a criminal
When disseminating facts and information
Can actually make you end up
Slapped in a cage it's dangerous!
So fuck Carter-Ruck and Trafigura
They deserve an unlubricated cactus
To the anus
Roll up! Roll up! Whatever your dysfunction
Conceal it from the public
With a super-injunction
If you choose to get nude
And act rude in a dungeon no sweat!
Just use your super-injunction
I feel like whistling, you know? Whistling
Conceal it from the public
With a super-injunction
If you plan to cover up
Your extra marital seduction
Your Samaritans are "embarristers"
Who'll put up an obstruction
It costs 50 to a 100K
So if you've got enough to
Throw that kind of money away you're A-OK
But for the rest of us
Who struggle to get as much
And as such must settle
For Tesco's own breakfast puffs
It's never enough plus it's evident, look
Freedom of speech just took
A ferking terrible cut
But in the digital age it is inevitable that
Just a simple Twitter page
Can make incredible ruptures
When someone's got the gumption
To publish your compunction
Then covering it up
Becomes tougher than tungsten
You and I can't do it
But the dude with the funds can
Its ferking fun to use a super-injunction
Roll up! Roll up! Whatever your dysfunction
Conceal it from the public
With a super-injunction
If you need to receive
Sexual abuse from a truncheon
We got you covered, brother:
Just get a super-injunction
Did you know this song is illegal in the UK
Cos it reveals what you're unable
To read in newspapers
Namely, that if you want
To see the allegations
Visit this Twitter page to see
What happened is shameless
Now laughing at famous people
Isn't particularly civil
But, it's ridiculous that it can
Make me into a criminal
When disseminating facts and information
Can actually make you end up
Slapped in a cage it's dangerous!
So fuck Carter-Ruck and Trafigura
They deserve an unlubricated cactus
To the anus
Roll up! Roll up! Whatever your dysfunction
Conceal it from the public
With a super-injunction
If you choose to get nude
And act rude in a dungeon no sweat!
Just use your super-injunction
I feel like whistling, you know? Whistling