Dan Bull - The Man With the Hand Instead of a Gun lyrics

He's the man with the hand instead of a gun
My word, that is groovy!

The name's Bull, James Bull
I'm an international superspy
Who's inclined to let the secrets
Fly when I'm unsupervised
Undercover,  swap the tactical jacket
For suit and tie
Impractical and stupid? Might be
But don't I look super fly?
Baddies are bad Feng Shui and
I'm the new removal guy
Scrutinising your design with my
Keen disapproving eye
I spy, but I already told you that, sike!
Come on, fight me
We'll find out if you really live twice

He's the man with the hand instead of a gun
And he's coming to undo whatever you've done
He's the man with the hand instead of a gun
Messing your master plan up
Before you've barely begun
So cock your thumbs back
Make your finger guns clap
We've infiltrated every evil base
Been there and done that
So who's the smooth dude
With the devilish charm
He's the man with the hand instead of a gun

What I lack in competence
I compensate with confidence
A consummate connoisseur of compiling
My own compliments
Complaints are confidential
So no one knows my abilities
Are limited to lying, I'm a living liability
I'm shaken, not sturdy
Chosen vacation mistaken
Somehow traversing these spaces without
Disturbing the lasers
I hurtle through hurdles of pain and
Pray not to be castrated
May lack a plan, but that won't
Deter me from dashing straight in
Hands a-blazing

He's the man with the hand instead of a gun
And he's coming to undo whatever you've done
He's the man with the hand instead of a gun
Messing your master plan up
Before you've barely begun
So cock your thumbs back
Make your finger guns clap
We've infiltrated every evil base
Been there and done that
So who's the smooth dude
With the devilish charm
He's the man with the hand instead of a gun

Heavens above when are you ever gon learn
That inventing a one-liner is a helluva drug
I'm always bending my words
Into the cleverest puns
So when he shoots from the lip
It'll just sever your tongue
Sex and violence are implied
In the generalest terms
Cause, I'm not trying to be
Banned from the television
Because the revenue from this
Song's a generous sum
It's sponsored rebellion developments are
Second to none

What? What? Fictional sites always had
Product placement and stuff
This part of the excitement!
So shake it, shake, shake
It, shake it, shake, shake
It, shake it like an
Overpriced gin and vermouth, yeah

So cock your thumbs back
Make your finger guns clap
We've infiltrated every evil base
Been there and done that
He's the man with the hand instead of a gun
He's the man with the hand instead of a gun