Dan Bull - The Mighty Quest for Epic Loot lyrics

It’s the mightiest Quest
Are you ready for the test?
Going face, to face with the best of the best
In the Mightiest Quest
Are you ready for the test?
Based on your base
Well I never would have guessed

Look, I was never a chap
To simply select between defend and attack
So if anyone asks for trouble
I’m going to be doubly sending them back
The throne is mine
I’m ending any pretender to that
I’m sensing a lack of courage
Such that you won’t even reach
The end of the track
I’ve been training at dawn
Every day to be ready for
The Great Big Battle
Evading traps all day while
I’m raiding castles
And I’m aiming at fools with such deviousness
That it’s even leaving mages baffled
Debasers, Crabs or gelatinous walls
I’m hacking them all
Jabbing and brawling, having a ball
And sending them packing their
Bags in the hall
If Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Then I probably hit him

It’s the Mightiest Quest
Are you ready for the test?
Going face, to face with the best of the best
In the Mightiest Quest
Are you ready for the test?
Based on your base
Well I never would have guessed

(Pay attention)

I’m raiding your mates
And taking everything that they bought
I fought them in their forts
Blood sport’s the way it’s paid for
And I’m a great sport, wielding a greatsword
Treat your face like I’m walloping a baseball
I drop the Painhammer, like my surname
And I certainly know to make
The most of my fame
Man, I treat merchandising
Opportunities as prudently
As a morbidly obese Beastman would
Treat the food he eats i’m a greedy bugger
Me and my money, we need each other
I’m bringing enough bling
To sting the vision of Stevie Wonder
I’m applying oceans, of potions
Like lotion, ‘til I’m not even trying
I’m just going through the motions

It’s the Mightiest Quest
Are you ready for the test?
Going face, to face with the best of the best
In the Mightiest Quest
Are you ready for the test?
Based on your base
Well I never would have guessed

The sight of my castle’s really
Something in the sky
Your is as useless as a Cyclops
With something in it's eye
And in particular
A chicken as vicious as this is ridiculous
I think an efficient and
Fitting prescription is
If we could give them Barbiturates
I’m clad in heavy armour
You’re dressed like a belly dancer
Your smelly archers made me catch my breath
Kelly Clarkson i lunge a lot at
Hungerbots and snotty Snottinghams
And any funds they drop
Well I’ll probably pocket them
I poke my sword at the Terroraptor Overlord
Quick, grab the stash
And throw ourselves overboard
It’s the only life I know
It’s how I do things
In Opulencia you get rich or die looting

It’s the Mightiest Quest
Are you ready for the test?
Going face, to face with the best of the best
In the Mightiest Quest
Are you ready for the test?
Based on your base
Well I never would have guessed

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