Dan Bull - Thoughts on Porn lyrics

When you're looking for
Material to stimulate
It's very rare that you
Might think about how it is made
And just because it feels so good
It doesn't mitigate
The need for reasonable debate
So let me illustrate

This morning somebody asked me for
My thoughts on porn in aural form
So I thought and thought
Until I was ethically caught
In an awful storm
What does triple X stand for?
Is it having sex to get
Cash for your landlord?
If this is the case then what makes
Women who've done porn different than whores?
Is it a grand form of liberation
Helping women get away from
The kitchen basin?
Being stripped from aprons has lit
The way for them
To whip their tit's out for the titillation
Of the internation
So whether you think it's great
Or a disgrace, jump into the debate
I ain't made my mind up if I'm honest
So I'd like to find out what
You're writing in the comments

When you're looking for
Material to stimulate
It's very rare that you
Might think about how it is made
And just because it feels so good
It doesn't mitigate
The need for reasonable debate
So let me illustrate

At the push of a button
You'll come across something to
Push your buttons
You could look at the butts
Of a Russian couple
That's rutting under the covers or something
It brings in billions in revenue
More than censorship could ever do
As well as huge fees Kleenex collects
Whenever their tissue is issued your residue
And yes it's true, that's an unethical view
To present on a semi human petting zoo
But, it's evident you, can never be a true
Economic liberal unless you let it be viewed
I regret to be rude, but
When you get in the nude
Who the heck else is it that
Says what you can do?
When someone puts their boobs on Yuvutu
Is it different to a
Student mooning on YouTube?

When you're looking for
Material to stimulate
It's very rare that you
Might think about how it is made
And just because it feels so good
It doesn't mitigate
The need for reasonable debate
So let me illustrate

Porn creates an unrealistic
Expectation of females so? My vids create an
Unrealistic expectation of emails
Do you think we should ban them
Or live with the fact
That fiction and fact are different matters?
How are you wagging the fingers you fap with
At that while you sit at
The back of the cinema
Laughing at at Jennifer Aniston kissing a man
It's a bit of a hypocritical act
And people have equal rights
Not to be treated as pieces
Of meat for the pie
To receive the meagrest slice
With the notable exception of cream pie
There's umpteen types of erotica
So knocking the lot is illogical
That's what Mr Spock'd be calling
If all of the porn was put onto the bonfire
And the rest of the men'd be stressing out
Like Spock when it's Pon farr

When you're looking for
Material to stimulate
It's very rare that you
Might think about how it is made
And just because it feels so good
It doesn't mitigate
The need for reasonable debate
So let me illustrate

Anyway, they only do it to pay the bills
But, you could say that
For any tradesman's skills
I'm sure a builder doesn't lay bricks
Just for the kicks so what the fuck is the
Difference with sucking some dicks?
Oh, it must be the typically patriarchal
Chauvinist hegemonic culture of repression
Expressing contempt for those
With different chromosomes
Than someone with a prick
I dunno, it doesn't quite stick
Cos if it's an amateur stripping for cameras
And still acting similarly amarous
Is it as scandalous?
If the answer is different
Your opinion is ripped into tatters
You don't need to finger an abacus
To put two twos together
The digit's apparent, thus:
Zero, nada, zilch, nothing
Yet still people wanna be filmed fucking
Whether or not there's a
Lorry load of cheddar
The junk in the trunk wants
To keep on trucking

When you're looking for
Material to stimulate
It's very rare that you
Might think about how it is made
And just because it feels so good
It doesn't mitigate
The need for reasonable debate
So let me illustrate