Dan Bull - Torchlight lyrics
Daniel “Dan” Bull
[Dan Bull - Torchlight lyrics]
I'm in the dungeon under torchlight
Hunting for some more fights
Lunging at these monsters with a
Hundred different sword types
Sorry chum, this one just isn't your night
I'm plundering your undergarments
But they feel all tight
I collect the sets of armour
Check my rare pajamas
I slot the buttonhole with ember
For some extra mana my hotbar's rock hard
I'm rough like a dog bark
You're taking a beating, I've got heart
Drop bars like a bard practising a lost art
Rap battling a path to the boss part on hard
To ensure I've done the job
I employ a wondrous wand
You just can't get the staff these days
Go on, jog on
Waving my piece at dangerous beasts
Aim and then squeeze
Flaming and making them bleed
Draining their veins
Changing their brain to debris
Savour the pain and release
When I slay 'em and the game says:
"Your fame has increased" (Abracadabra)
Open up a portal, get back to town
Trade resources at the stores and
Then head back down lay the smack down on
An smorgasbord of organisms
If you've got an issue with it, soz
It isn't your decision
This is an important mission
And in your position i'd put a cork in it
Stop talking all this squawk and listen
Or I'll leave you in a poor condition
Call a mortician
There's nothing more that we can do for you
The lore's been written
Feed my pet a couple of fishes, delicious
Please grant my wishes when
I enchant my britches
When I'm battling with a Mycon
See a Tu'tara pick a fight
See a Ratlin get a fight on
While I'm sparring with a Bittersprite look
I'm not the fickle type, never discriminated
If it exists, then it begs to be eliminated
Immolated
And if I spring a Mimic imitating anything
You better believe that I'll obliterate it
With a vicious uppercut, call it a facelift
If you faith, pray 'cause your fate's writ
Gadzooks, look in my hands
Loot gathered up to transmute
The money that I earn gets
Burned like a damn Zoot
I'm overloading on potions and just hoping
I can go in on the
Next boss without overdosing
All this alchemy is probably not healthy
Meaning
If I use it on my enemies it'll be helping me
Light the torches and get down
Hunting for some more fights
Lunging at these monsters with a
Hundred different sword types
Sorry chum, this one just isn't your night
I'm plundering your undergarments
But they feel all tight
I collect the sets of armour
Check my rare pajamas
I slot the buttonhole with ember
For some extra mana my hotbar's rock hard
I'm rough like a dog bark
You're taking a beating, I've got heart
Drop bars like a bard practising a lost art
Rap battling a path to the boss part on hard
To ensure I've done the job
I employ a wondrous wand
You just can't get the staff these days
Go on, jog on
Waving my piece at dangerous beasts
Aim and then squeeze
Flaming and making them bleed
Draining their veins
Changing their brain to debris
Savour the pain and release
When I slay 'em and the game says:
"Your fame has increased" (Abracadabra)
Open up a portal, get back to town
Trade resources at the stores and
Then head back down lay the smack down on
An smorgasbord of organisms
If you've got an issue with it, soz
It isn't your decision
This is an important mission
And in your position i'd put a cork in it
Stop talking all this squawk and listen
Or I'll leave you in a poor condition
Call a mortician
There's nothing more that we can do for you
The lore's been written
Feed my pet a couple of fishes, delicious
Please grant my wishes when
I enchant my britches
When I'm battling with a Mycon
See a Tu'tara pick a fight
See a Ratlin get a fight on
While I'm sparring with a Bittersprite look
I'm not the fickle type, never discriminated
If it exists, then it begs to be eliminated
Immolated
And if I spring a Mimic imitating anything
You better believe that I'll obliterate it
With a vicious uppercut, call it a facelift
If you faith, pray 'cause your fate's writ
Gadzooks, look in my hands
Loot gathered up to transmute
The money that I earn gets
Burned like a damn Zoot
I'm overloading on potions and just hoping
I can go in on the
Next boss without overdosing
All this alchemy is probably not healthy
Meaning
If I use it on my enemies it'll be helping me
Light the torches and get down