Dan Bull - Trials lyrics

When I was a young boy
I wanted to be a film star
I wanted to star in my own
Action film called "Motorbike Man 12"
I don't know why specifically twelve
It just sounded cool! But anyway
Needless to say "Motorbike Man
12" never actually materialized
But instead, I have this

Check out my motorbike, I hope you like it
I'm a mix of a fighter pilot and a cyclist
Never mind physics
Because I find it a little inapplicable
Right when I fly, limit's never apply
And it's evident I'm not going to
Be the first daredevil to die
My hell is a temperate climate
So I'm revving on the engine
Just to get the frickin' temperature rising
Never mind driving i get my high riding
Spinning my tires as I'm
Descending and climbin'
Livin' the high life, I'm literally high
Pour me a Mai Tai
With a little lemon and lime in
All I need to eat is three square meals
And all I need to move is two round wheels
And when I nail a perfect landing
I can't find the words
To describe 'dem feels', I lack an equal
A mix of man and eagle
Savagely ravaging people
Leave them wobbling like a weebel
I take a track and leave a battle scene
Gravity, hasn't been
Something that particularly hassled me
People are chatting "See
Well I imagine he's been
To NASA's astronaut academy"
"Hasn't he?", You're lagging
Keep up! All but forgotten
Stand like a man or you'll
Be falling on your bottom!
Rag doll rolling on the floor
You're performance is really rather poor
If you're struggling to keep up anymore
I'd really like for you to tell me
What the hell you're here for!
I wield more balls than
Tournaments in snooker
A super duper loop-the-looper
The manner in which I'm
Shooting through the hoops
Is moving you into a stupor!
Face full of smoke like the user of a hookah
I'll leave you newbies trying to
Reach the new bit
Finding each solution and can
Finally be moving from motorcycle riding to
Writing decent music
My old style's miles higher
It's Trials Evolution!

"Motorbike Man 12" in very
Very very selective
Cinemas too when I say selective
It doesn't even exist i still want to
Do the film "Motorbike Man 12" please
Hahaha