Dan Bull - We Made You lyrics

When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they ignore
And it's painful to see
(such a shame to see)
You're a wannabe (baby)
Nobody wants you (nobody wants you)
Danny Boy, who can really blame you
(who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

Slim Shady's been making
The same gimmicky single ever since his debut
And Doctor Dre? God you've aged
Have you not been replaced
Yet? Watch this space
It's Dan Bull and I'm on the case
Heckling the a-list like the gossip pages
And now Lady Sov's washed her face
And looks vaguely posh
She's maybe hot to date
I should maybe stop taking pops
In case the cops come and
Raid my place unwarranted
I mean they came in Damien Green's office
Having not asked Jacquie Smith
What would she say if Ian Tomlinson asked if
The police state actually exists?
It's okay cos she's Happy with a Saturday in
A pack of tissues and some tacky vids

When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they ignore
And it's painful to see
(such a shame to see)
You're a wannabe (baby)
Nobody wants you (nobody wants you)
Danny Boy, who can really blame you
(who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

You'll need the hospital
When you read the cost that
The arena wants off you
To see the paed er, king of pop
Can we believe that Johnson'll be responsible
When he's previously offered to
Beat up on someone?
Once up on a time, we were sensible
Would choose an MP whose
Policies were credible
But the time Brown went to the White House
His friend Mister President sent
Him on time out
Man I'd love to hire out Alan Sugar right now
Just so I could tell him "Look, you're fired
Out!"
I would pass the buck to Captain Crunch
But, I've had enough financial advice now
Hasn't The Sun enough to lie about
Without another patronising accountant
Flying round?
'Cause our darling Alistair cried out
Times ahead are as dark as
The black of his eyebrows

When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they ignore
And it's painful to see
(such a shame to see)
You're a wannabe (baby)
Nobody wants you (nobody wants you)
Danny Boy, who can really blame you
(who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

This is a promotional track for my album
And it isn't relevant but you
Should check it out
And if you want you can give me money too
Come on and help to give
The world economy a boost

Has no-one ever told Cheryl Cole she
Could never hold a note
Let alone tell whether someone
Else is better?
Oh yeah - by the way, Simon's waistline
Is way higher than Jade's final age
I shouldn't have made that statement
Because if the papers are to
Be believed she's an angel
Forget the race issues
They were yesterday's news
And today sales are huge
Madonna's a media concoction too:
If she's Jesus' mom
Why the need for adoption?
Madge, aren't you getting on a
Bit? You're like fifty
No wonder you got ditched by Guy Ritchie
Nah, you're alright, still - oh, Hi Lily
How's your guy
Is there still life in his willy?
I feel silly, 'cause I like you all really
Sorry everyone
I want a bit of nice publicity

When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they ignore
And it's painful to see
(such a shame to see)
You're a wannabe (baby)
Nobody wants you (nobody wants you)
Danny Boy, who can really blame you
(who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

Mate you should download my debut album now
Mate you should download my debut album now
Download my album now download my album now