Dan Bull - What's the Password? lyrics
Daniel “Dan” Bull
[Dan Bull - What's the Password? lyrics]
Across thousands of accounts
I've lost count of the amount
Of passwords that burden me
I'm shouting you for help!
How do you figure out which digit's fit
Give us a tip, I've got nothing, man
I'm drowning in a drought
"Please include one number
And a special character
Seven unique letters, and an anagram
And palindrome
It has to be a maximum of eight digit's long
And we'll erase the whole page
In case you get it wrong
Plus, it must be a mix of
Lower case and upper case"
Wait, shut up, OK
So I can punch you in the fucking face
Every place has different
Rulеs and regulations so your last password
Won't fit specifications
One stеp, two step, three step
Authentication
I can't wait for retinal identification
You've got to change it on occasion
Can't stay the same
What's your ma's maiden name to be
Able to just play the game
What's the password? What's the password?
It's all Greek to me when
I'm filling in a captcha
What's the password? What's the password?
I can't recall them all, you daft bastard
I'm overloaded with ringtones, PIN codes
Spaghetti letter
Junction traffic blocking off the ring road
Stop the road block, just open up the lot
I'm not a robot, I'm just a bloke
And I forgot
The times that I've typed in the
Name of my first pet
I'm slightly surprised one of my
Veins hasn't burst yet
Whoopee doo! More words to forget
Looking through my phone notes
Hoping I'll recollect
"But don't write them down, that's not secure
You might as well not lock your door
And what you think your pocket's for?
Don't open that, it might be a fishing scam"
You can't tell me what to do! "Yes
I pissing can!"
What's the password? What's the password?
It's all Greek to me when
I'm filling in a captcha
What's the password? What's the password?
I can't recall them all, you daft bastard
I'm like a dongle sometimes
It makes me wonder how I even know my number
I'm like a dongle sometimes
It makes me wonder how I even know my number
"Incorrect password, start again"
I've lost count of the amount
Of passwords that burden me
I'm shouting you for help!
How do you figure out which digit's fit
Give us a tip, I've got nothing, man
I'm drowning in a drought
"Please include one number
And a special character
Seven unique letters, and an anagram
And palindrome
It has to be a maximum of eight digit's long
And we'll erase the whole page
In case you get it wrong
Plus, it must be a mix of
Lower case and upper case"
Wait, shut up, OK
So I can punch you in the fucking face
Every place has different
Rulеs and regulations so your last password
Won't fit specifications
One stеp, two step, three step
Authentication
I can't wait for retinal identification
You've got to change it on occasion
Can't stay the same
What's your ma's maiden name to be
Able to just play the game
What's the password? What's the password?
It's all Greek to me when
I'm filling in a captcha
What's the password? What's the password?
I can't recall them all, you daft bastard
I'm overloaded with ringtones, PIN codes
Spaghetti letter
Junction traffic blocking off the ring road
Stop the road block, just open up the lot
I'm not a robot, I'm just a bloke
And I forgot
The times that I've typed in the
Name of my first pet
I'm slightly surprised one of my
Veins hasn't burst yet
Whoopee doo! More words to forget
Looking through my phone notes
Hoping I'll recollect
"But don't write them down, that's not secure
You might as well not lock your door
And what you think your pocket's for?
Don't open that, it might be a fishing scam"
You can't tell me what to do! "Yes
I pissing can!"
What's the password? What's the password?
It's all Greek to me when
I'm filling in a captcha
What's the password? What's the password?
I can't recall them all, you daft bastard
I'm like a dongle sometimes
It makes me wonder how I even know my number
I'm like a dongle sometimes
It makes me wonder how I even know my number
"Incorrect password, start again"