Daniel Ingram - May the Best Pet Win lyrics

Now, Rainbow, my dear
I cannot express my delight
It's abundantly clear
That somewhere out here
Is the pet that will suit you just right

I can't wait to get started
But first let me set a few rules
It's of utmost importance the pet that I get
Is something that's awesome and cool
Fluttershy: Awesome, cool, got it!
I have so many wonderful choices, just wait
You will see

I need something real fast like a
Bullet to keep up with me
Sure! How 'bout a bunny?
They're cutesy and wootsie and
Quick as can be
Cutesy? Wootsie? Have you even met me?

Rainbow, have faith you see, I will bet you
Somewhere in here is the pet
That will get you
Fluttershy: Come on, the sky's the limit!
Rainbow Dash: Sky is good i'd like it to fly

Fluttershy: Really? Because I think this
Widdle puddy tat has your
Name written all over it yes
He does aww, look, he likes you!
Rainbow Dash: Pass

I have so many wonderful choices
For you to decide there are otters and seals
With massive appeal
Rainbow Dash: Otters and seals do not fly
Fluttershy: Maybe not
But, I've seen this particular
Seal catch ten feet
Of air when he breaches the water!

Rainbow Dash: That's it i'm outta here
Wait! There must be a pet here
That will fit the ticket
How 'bout a ladybug, or a cute cricket?
Rainbow Dash: Bigger and cooler
Fluttershy: Bigger, cooler right
I've got just the thing in that tree, Dash
Meet your new fabulous pet, Squirrely!
Rainbow Dash: It's just a squirrel
Fluttershy: Not just any squirrel
A flying squirrel!

Rainbow Dash: yeah so, like I was saying
Fluttershy, pal, this won't cut it
I need a pet to keep up with me
Something awesome, something flying
With coolness that defies gravity!
Fluttershy: I'm sensing you want an
Animal that can fly rainbow Dash: Ya think?

I have plenty of wonderful creatures
Who soar in the sky
Like a sweet hummingbird or
A giant monarch butterfly
Rainbow Dash: Better, but cooler

I see how 'bout an owl, or a wasp
Or a toucan?
There's so many wonderful creatures
The likes of that
There are falcons and eagles
They are both quite regal
Or perhaps what you need is
A dark and mysterious bat?

Rainbow Dash: Now you're talking! But
Instead of just one standout
Now that's too many
So many choices, and such riches aplenty
Fluttershy: Not a bad problem to have
If you ask me

The bat would be awesome
But the wasp I'm digging too
Do you have something in
A yellow striped bat? Fluttershy: No
I've got a hot pink flamingo
Just dying to meet you

A prize! That's it! There's
Really just one way
To find out which animal's best
Hold a contest of speed, agility, and guts
That will put each pet to the test

Don't forget style, that should be considered
Then we'll know for sure who's
Best of the litter
The one who is awesome as cool just like me
Can't settle for less, 'cause I'm the best
So a contest we will see
Who's the number one, greatest
Perfectest pet in the world for me!
May the games begin!
Rainbow Dash: And may the best pet win!