Daniel Ingram - The Failure Song lyrics

I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But, I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
The square root of five hundred and
Forty-six is twenty-three point three
Six six six
Four two eight nine one zero nine
Professor Bill Neigh: She is correct!
Twilight Sparkle
I could ace a quiz on friendship's bliss
But, I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail, or will I pass? I can't be sure
Spike she can't be sure
Twilight Sparkle
My mind is sharp, my skills intact
My heart is pure spike
Her heart is pure twilight Sparkle
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no I wasn't spike
Oh, no, she wasn't twilight Sparkle
Oh, no, I wasn't spike
Oh, no, she wasn't twilight Sparkle
No I wasn't both
Prepared for this!