Dark Lotus - Doornail Dorothy lyrics

I was skipping down the block
When I heard some moaning
It was Dorothy she said she need some loving
Who the fuck was I to say no?
I took her to the crib
Popped in that one movie Ghost
And it was on, my clothes got to peeling
It was sexual healing, but with no feeling
I was sticking my dick into thin air
And right when I busted, Dorothy disappeared

When I met her it was January
Middle of winter i was alone up in my attic
Where nobody could hear her
It was just a cold gust of wind
I felt somebody pass through me
When I opened up my eyes
My only love appeared to me
Long hair, and she was bald in spots
And her skin was just as
Soft as a parking lot


And it was love at first sight
I'd never seen her again
And to this day I'm in my
Attic waiting on my girlfriend

Baby, I'm dead but I need you
I'm buried right here
And I'll never leave you
(Baby) She's deader then a doornail
Looking for love
Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost
(Baby) She's deader then a doornail
Looking for love
Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost

I started blowing her up
With seance after seance
It's my turn, Violent J
To get in them pants
We went for ice cream but
We almost got arrested
"Look he's got a dead body and
He's over there molesting it"
I had to throw her in the trunk
And take her to the crib
Cause mother fuckers always trip, and
They need their money, shit
We made love
Rigor mortis set and my dick got stuck
But we didn't give a fuck
Hold me forever tight Dorothy

I once knew this chick
I believe her name was Dorothy
She had a banging body but her
Skin was kind of corpsey
I took her on a blind date
Except this bitch was dead
I met her through my homie
Guess he found her in his basement
I really didn't mind cause at the
Time I' kind of lonely
Even though she's dead
I only need someone to hold me
Was it a wise choice? Only time will tell
But I had to fuckin leave cause
She was deader then a doornail

Baby, I'm dead but I need you
I'm buried right here
And I'll never leave you
(Baby) She's deader then a doornail
Looking for love
Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost
(Baby) She's deader then a doornail
Looking for love
Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost

She was looking like a squatter
But she was a little hotter
Then the average homeless bitch with
The holes in the sweatshirt
Showing off a nipple ring scars and all
But the party don't stop until
She loses her bra
Panties are next to come, Oh Double F
But her sugar ain't as tight as
That hole in her neck
She don't need respect
She just needs some dick
And me and the Lotus steady in
And out of that ghastly shit

We hooked up at a block party at some point
I remember sneaking into her house
To smoke a couple joints i swung my light
And there she was hanging to my surprise
With her fuck me boots
Giving me the fuck me eyes
I took the ropes off
And bent her right over the washer
I took a little time cause body
Parts kept falling of her
I banged her fuckin' neden until
Her head fell off
Picked it right back up so I
Could bust off in her mouth

Baby, I'm dead but I need you
I'm buried right here
And I'll never leave you
(Baby) She's deader then a doornail
Looking for love
Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost
(Baby) She's deader then a doornail
Looking for love
Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost

Baby, I'm dead but I need you
I'm buried right here
And I'll never leave you baby
Baby