Dax - GRINCH GOES VIRAL lyrics

Hm, this year is gonna be different
I ain't gon' let 'em destroy me
And try to ruin Christmas
I gotta hit Mariah Carey or somethin'
She got it poppin'
And that one song be hittin' different
"All I want for Christmas is you"
Maybe I ask Santa for vocals
And go door-to door singin' Christmas carols
To promote this song to the Whoville locals
(LexNour) something viral
Something to distract me that my
Life's on a downward spiral
Maybe something Christian-friendly
In line with the teachings of
The modern day bible
Addictive, catchy, narcissistic for
Blacks, whites, and LGBTQ
Like Dave Chapelle funny
So I can garner support from
Netflix and maybe Hulu?

It's thе Grinch and I'm back
And I'm fuckin' it up
With eggnog, Patron and drank in my cup
Propane to flame, thеse rappers who suck
With they ho-ho-ho-hoes, and the sluts
Old school flow, but feels brand new
I'm a chip off the block
And already paid my dues
I'm a sick son of a gun who states my views
And ain't fuckin' with bots
And no mainstream news
Green, mean, pristine, out of control
Straight shooter, just like a stripper
I got a pole fill up, leave? No, I cannot go
Fall off only when I listen to J cole
Paid, self made and slim thick too
I speak my mind even if it's taboo
In a world of fake where
You can barely be you
You are now in tune, the Grinch part two
TikToks in, huh, scrolled on my feed
All I ever see is twerkin'
Couple bad women on my line
Hit 'em in the DMs
First thing they wanna ask for's a Birkin
Gotta be a sign
Like Adam and Eve when she took from the
Tree from the mouth of a serpent
And gave it to the man as
A virgin, and as a result
God's Son had to carry all the burdens
On IG and it's all violations
Guidelines based off of trolls
Straight hatin'
Some get blocked if they say vaccination
While others get to post
On the timeline naked
OnlyFans cakin', these simps are amazin'
Paying for some shit you can get for free
When PornHub'll give you ten
Times the content
For no fee or a fraction exclusively
Man, this shit's a disaster, huh
I was datin' this chick who was
Mad I wouldn't tag her
Daughter of a pastor who wanted
To be famous and rich
And climb the proverbial ladder
Showed me no love 'til I said I was a rapper
Took my time, didn't even try to smash her
Went to Mass and after her dad, the pastor
Called me a bastard i was shocked 'cause I
Didn't think pastors cussed
So I looked at dude and said "What the fuck?"
Then she slapped me, and he
Slapped her, and ironically
I ended up in cuffs
Now I'm talkin' to a judge
Who's white as Casper
Who thinks I'm shady like Marshall Mathers
And once he asks why'd I attacked her
I stand and say, "Green Lives Matter"

Yeah, well back to the topic
The flow's like a sea
So sick you get nauseous
The Grinch is the name
And the drip is aquatic
A Whoville gangster, you better move cautious
I come from a place where they slay you
Then artistically wrap you in boxes
And the six-foot drop you experience
Is down the chimney when Santa drops it
I'm highly toxic
Practically radioactive with a
Slight chemical imbalance
ADHD, bipolar, depression, manic, look
High level lactic acid
Contracted from COVID vaxxes
From an allergic reaction
I got on the fifteenth booster package
Not to mention, pTSD episodes from failed
Christmas interactions
See, I'm the one they said ruined Christmas
But they never told you that they ruined me
What the fuck did you think would happen
When you poked a bear consistently
From the age of three?
I have no siblings or family
Then they put my life on TV
And chose Jim Carrey to play the
Part instead of choosing me!
I want my royalties
Universal, call my lawyer, you're
All fuckin' sick, sadistic
Twisted misfit's, this is real infringement
And I'm hopin' that you all
Eat shit for Christmas
My life is a movie they sold to children
Intertwined with ideals from
They wicked systems where everyone's rich
Off the Grinch's business
But doesn't have to deal with the criticism
So here's what we're gonna do
We're gonna make a new movie
Where I'm the star, and you pay me to use me
We'll shoot it in Los Angeles, mm
Where it's super bougie
And for mainstream appeal
We'll add unrealistic attainable booties
We'll add racial slurs to trigger
Blacks and sexual ambiguity
Uh, political propaganda and
Titties for continuity
Let's get famous TikTokers like Charli
D and Addison Rae
And if it's in the budget, guest appearances
From, uh, Jake Paul and Sommer Ray, hmm

Viral, dopamine
Millions of views and attention
Anything to raise my CPM on YouTube
And increase my video time retention
Trending, number one worldwide
Box office hit, awards galore
So all the big directors sign me
And I become an industry whore
And then at that point when I'm
Super famous and super rich
And can actually afford to go build
Or go buy a bitch and the cocaine lines that
I periodically sniff
Get mixed with the gin and juice that I sip
And I become a role model to millions of kids
And lead them to the depths of hell
In the darkest pit's to benefit
And lose myself on constant trips
To reality and back where I'm rich
But I have no one I can even share it with

Viral, hahahaha, like the virus
I wanna come in like a
Wrecking ball like Miley Cyrus
Take trips to the White House
Befriend Kamala and Joe Biden
Discuss policies I think we should tighten
While I text Elon Musk and
Mark Zuckerberg about cryptocurrency
And the metaverse
Then take trips to Waikiki island
Viral, viral, viral, give me more
I wanna be recognized by everybody at Whole
Foods and every other wretched grocery store
I wanna lose control
Have multiple baby mamas
And argue mediation over child support
With gold diggers who practice
Takin' off condoms and
Trappin' young stars like me just for sport
I wanna be an idol, worshipped by society
Who's perfect to the public
But hates himself privately
Who can't look in the
Mirror and is screaming, but quietly
And can afford to go anywhere
But doesn't because of anxiety
Antisocial, global tycoon, multi
Billion dollar CEO, sex mogul
Cover of Forbes, court side Lakers games
Right beside Frank Vogel
Friends with LeBron, CP3
Dwyane Wade and movie stars like Will Smith
The Rock, Angelina Jolie and if she approves
Brad Pitt i want to be viral, off the charts
Exponentially big enough to cloud
My black heart judgment and mind
So I can't even go and find
Peace within my current life
So viral that I lose my mind
So viral that I can't hide
So viral I convince myself that
The only escape is suicide

I want to be viral at any cost
I don't care who gets hurt or the lives lost
'Cause they hurt me first, so I deserve this
I'm the victim, and everyone talks but few
Hear and none listen
So this Christmas, it's my turn, let me shine
You wanna be viral too, well, wait in line
The whole world does
Can't you see? It's not just me
I'm just the Grinch
And all I ever did wrong was be born green