Debbie Harry, Iggy Pop - Well Did You Evah? lyrics

I have heard among this clan
You are called the forgotten man

Is that what they're saying?
Well,  did you evah?

What a swell party this is!

And have you heard the story of
A boy, a girl, unrequited love?

Sounds like pure soap opera i may cry

What a swell party this is!

What frills

What cocks

What broads

What jocks

What furs, they’re beautiful

Why I've never seen such

Yuppity

Neither did I

It's all just too

Swelegant!

This french champagne

Domestic

So good for the brain

That’s what I was going to say

Well, you know, you're a brilliant fellow

Thank you, I am!

Drink up, Jim

So, have you ever been out to LA lately?

Oh, no, not recently

I went there, I had a rent-a-car and all

Oh really?

Yeah, and I got invited to Pia's house
Pia Zadora's house

Really?

Yeah

Was it nice?

Well, I didn't go

OH

It would have been swell, though

Should have gone

It would have been elegant

Elegant oh wait
Look, look who's coming in now
Can you believe it?

I hear they dismantled Pickfair

They did

It wasn't elegant enough

Yeah

(Laughing)

Probably full of termites

It's great, It’s grand
Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wonderland!
La la la la la la la la la la la la laaaa
We sing, so rare like old Camembert!

Have you heard that Diane Starr
She got bit in the Astor bar?

Sauced again well, did you evah?

What a swell party this is!

Have you heard? It’s in the stars
Next July we collide with Mars
Well, did you evah?

What a swell party what a swell party
What a swellegant, elegant, party!

A smartie

A party

A smartie party?

I am a smartie

You are a smartie

I'm pretty smart

To come to this party

That’s right

Well, piss off

That's good, I like that one