Delusional Thomas - Halo lyrics

Yo, once again
It's a riot, better close the street yeah

Pathological liar
Went to my girlfriend's house and
Set her dog on fire
Blamed it on her little brother
Got him sent to juvie
Fucked her in the bathroom while
Her dad was watching movies
Reach inside my backpack for
The fully loaded uzi
Started shootin' up the room he was in
That Chappelle's Show episode, you know
Paul Mooney was in
Told her everything would be alright
Just don't scream as I dismount
Left the crib
Started searching for a discount
Exorcist, I need to get some help with this
Once as sweet as Welch's is
I think he went insane though
Must've been the drugs in him
He loved to sniff the yay yo
If Satan could accompany a halo
Then one day
Maybe I could be somebody's angel
Catalogue of greatest hit's
Sacred does what sacred is
The people raise they brows when
You weird as Al Yankovic
I just wanna make out with
Bitches and play with tit's
Snort H and shit, just forget what day it is
I'm eatin' seder with Clinton and Ralph Nader
Tradin' acres and bettin' millions
Against the Lakers spittin' out what used to
Be your favorite flavor sentenced into hell
But I'm out on good behavior
Look, got a new neighbor yeah
Still live from a room of melted candles
Lost my job
Now I'm in New York sellin' sandals
Saw Michael Jackson in SW randall's
He probably had some freaky sex
Really I'm not worried
Already plan to kill myself when
The clock hit's 7: 30 my head is dirty
Took a suicide dive into some cow manure
Now I'm chillin' chop and screwin' Al B sure!
I got the clap from a bitch in El Salvador
So I grabbed her house phone and
Strangled her without the cord
Sorry I was bored, guess I'm quite sadistic
Misfit, dipshit, he's always pessimistic
Stuck in prison currently
My family never visit's
Psychological problems is really none
Of your business
These serial killer fantasies
You mention something sick and twisted
Everybody panicky
Reading Hamlet out loud in a room by myself
Give different characters different voices
I guess it helps
With the storyline and the flow of the plot
Got a gun in my dresser and
It's holding a sh- Gunshot