Devin The Dude - Boom I lyrics
[Devin The Dude - Boom I lyrics]
That's her, man? Naw, that ain't her, man!
You bullstin', man! That ain't her, man!
Hell yeah! I remember her, n!
I was tenth grade sophomore
She was in the twelfth
She used to call me childish
'cause on her booty I felt
It was big, it was bouncy
It was soft, yet firm
That's why I went to school -
I wasn't tryin' to learn!
I never got my turn
She never gave me a chance
I used to daydream of takin'
Off those Chic jean pants
At the High School Dance
She just let it all hang
Bootin' it over, makin' that a swang
The DJ was from New Orleans
The music was hype she got loose all night
I think the juice was spiked!
I was high as a kite
I thought the time was right
To ask her for a dance - she said, "Naw
That's alright!"
I played it off, walked back across the flo'
F that, ho! Didn't wanna see her no mo'
But, about 150 pounds and 10 years later
Seen her at the grocery store, she tryin' to
Holla' at a player
She useta be so fine to me
Now she'fatter than a motherfer!
That ho is huge! That's a big ole bee-itch!
She useta be so fine to me
I tried to run, I tried to duck
But, I couldn't get away, she was wide as f!
She ask me for a hug
I buried my face 'tween in her titties
But all I could think about was
How she used to bulls me!
Back in the day, when she was cheerleadin'
They was fine with all this screamin'
Had my eyes was bleedin'
I was concentratin' on her, though
Them pretty eyes
That pretty a, them pretty titties
And them pretty thighs
But now, she's a hefty heffer
Seems like everything on her
Body just melted together
But it wasn't no thang
Gave her my number and all
And then I stepped, she said
She useta be so fine to me
Now she'sfatter than a motherfer!
That ho is huge! From elegant to elephant
She useta be so fine to me
I couldn't wait to go and tell all
The ns I went to school with
How she used to be look like "Ohhhh, damn!"
Now she looks like, "Oooh, s!"
But before I picked up the phone
I sat back and thought
Maybe she got a problem and
It wasn't her fault
So, I grabbed the number she
Gave me and used it wasn't no hard feelings
Had to call her to prove it
"Whasssup? This D? Whatcha doin'?"
She said, "I'm in the kitchen!"
"Fixin' some pork chops and chicken"
Stove Top Stuffin', macaroni and ham
With some purple whole peas and yams
I'm like "Damn!" "How many kids you got?"
She said, "None"
"Where you live girl? s! Here I come!"
She useta be so fine to me
(I like that pork chop)
Fatter than a motherfer!
And that chicken
Yeah, I like the breasts, too
Oooh! Speaking of breasts
What cha got there?
She useta be so fine to me
(Grab that one, nibble on that one)
Fatter than a motherfer!
Lookin' at that picture, man
She useta be so fine to me
Now she'sfatter than a motherfer!
She's livin' large
(She used to be so fine, too)
From elegant to elephant
Still cute, she still got the same face
She still cute she just got big ankles
Ankles wide
You bullstin', man! That ain't her, man!
Hell yeah! I remember her, n!
I was tenth grade sophomore
She was in the twelfth
She used to call me childish
'cause on her booty I felt
It was big, it was bouncy
It was soft, yet firm
That's why I went to school -
I wasn't tryin' to learn!
I never got my turn
She never gave me a chance
I used to daydream of takin'
Off those Chic jean pants
At the High School Dance
She just let it all hang
Bootin' it over, makin' that a swang
The DJ was from New Orleans
The music was hype she got loose all night
I think the juice was spiked!
I was high as a kite
I thought the time was right
To ask her for a dance - she said, "Naw
That's alright!"
I played it off, walked back across the flo'
F that, ho! Didn't wanna see her no mo'
But, about 150 pounds and 10 years later
Seen her at the grocery store, she tryin' to
Holla' at a player
She useta be so fine to me
Now she'fatter than a motherfer!
That ho is huge! That's a big ole bee-itch!
She useta be so fine to me
I tried to run, I tried to duck
But, I couldn't get away, she was wide as f!
She ask me for a hug
I buried my face 'tween in her titties
But all I could think about was
How she used to bulls me!
Back in the day, when she was cheerleadin'
They was fine with all this screamin'
Had my eyes was bleedin'
I was concentratin' on her, though
Them pretty eyes
That pretty a, them pretty titties
And them pretty thighs
But now, she's a hefty heffer
Seems like everything on her
Body just melted together
But it wasn't no thang
Gave her my number and all
And then I stepped, she said
She useta be so fine to me
Now she'sfatter than a motherfer!
That ho is huge! From elegant to elephant
She useta be so fine to me
I couldn't wait to go and tell all
The ns I went to school with
How she used to be look like "Ohhhh, damn!"
Now she looks like, "Oooh, s!"
But before I picked up the phone
I sat back and thought
Maybe she got a problem and
It wasn't her fault
So, I grabbed the number she
Gave me and used it wasn't no hard feelings
Had to call her to prove it
"Whasssup? This D? Whatcha doin'?"
She said, "I'm in the kitchen!"
"Fixin' some pork chops and chicken"
Stove Top Stuffin', macaroni and ham
With some purple whole peas and yams
I'm like "Damn!" "How many kids you got?"
She said, "None"
"Where you live girl? s! Here I come!"
She useta be so fine to me
(I like that pork chop)
Fatter than a motherfer!
And that chicken
Yeah, I like the breasts, too
Oooh! Speaking of breasts
What cha got there?
She useta be so fine to me
(Grab that one, nibble on that one)
Fatter than a motherfer!
Lookin' at that picture, man
She useta be so fine to me
Now she'sfatter than a motherfer!
She's livin' large
(She used to be so fine, too)
From elegant to elephant
Still cute, she still got the same face
She still cute she just got big ankles
Ankles wide