Devin The Dude - Zeldar lyrics
[Devin The Dude - Zeldar lyrics]
Welcome to the show and
Tell convention on Mars
Do anybody have something to show or tell?
I'm Zeldar, from the planet Beldar
Which is eight million judibeeks from Saturn
I was on my way home one
Day when thrown off pattern landed on earth
No where to go a hole in my megaboomp
(hehehe)
Landed in a field with green leafy trees
Looked kind of odd to me
So i (sniff) ) smoked it (sniff)
I took my stellcutter
Cut it and smoked it and guess how I felt
Very good, I took some for myself
Back to my spaceship
I gave some it my family they say, "
(Sniff, ahh) what you call this?" weed
(Stuttering) My name is Zeldar i'm from
From planet "Deldar" my name is Zeldar
And we shop at WalMart i came back
Just to grab me another fat sack of the
Green leafy thing I found in the field
Yea they call it kill i rolled into the hood
I'm greeted, but it wasn't all good
I saw mixed people all kinds of colors and
They looked at me like I was weird
They call me queer
I say, "No my name is Zeldar
I'm from planet Beldar, my leader is Zeldar
And we shop at Walmart"
(Stuttering ahhh) I have kids
I don't give them none of the green leafy
Stuff that I found in the field
Cause it might do them harm
But I'm old enough
So I cough and I puff on the
Green leafy stuff I found in the
Field yeah I call it kill
"What'd you say your name was?"
"My name is Zeldar"
Tell convention on Mars
Do anybody have something to show or tell?
I'm Zeldar, from the planet Beldar
Which is eight million judibeeks from Saturn
I was on my way home one
Day when thrown off pattern landed on earth
No where to go a hole in my megaboomp
(hehehe)
Landed in a field with green leafy trees
Looked kind of odd to me
So i (sniff) ) smoked it (sniff)
I took my stellcutter
Cut it and smoked it and guess how I felt
Very good, I took some for myself
Back to my spaceship
I gave some it my family they say, "
(Sniff, ahh) what you call this?" weed
(Stuttering) My name is Zeldar i'm from
From planet "Deldar" my name is Zeldar
And we shop at WalMart i came back
Just to grab me another fat sack of the
Green leafy thing I found in the field
Yea they call it kill i rolled into the hood
I'm greeted, but it wasn't all good
I saw mixed people all kinds of colors and
They looked at me like I was weird
They call me queer
I say, "No my name is Zeldar
I'm from planet Beldar, my leader is Zeldar
And we shop at Walmart"
(Stuttering ahhh) I have kids
I don't give them none of the green leafy
Stuff that I found in the field
Cause it might do them harm
But I'm old enough
So I cough and I puff on the
Green leafy stuff I found in the
Field yeah I call it kill
"What'd you say your name was?"
"My name is Zeldar"